Grip outghta know...he used to be a mod way back when.


In the red corner...standing 5"4", weighing in at 115 lbs., and hailing from the sunless Pacific Northwest. She's the new kid on the mod block, she's insatiable, she let Brian "BumFights" Surewood rape-fuck her little prison guard ass, and she accomplished the biological time-bomb, the ATP. Giaaaa "I'm gonna out you like a fag in a small town" Jordannnnnn.

And in the blue corner...standing 5'1", weighing a svelte 95 lbs, and hailing from Sunny So Cal. She's the veteran. She battled illness, she's beat back the Monkey, she keeps her own boy-toy like a lapdog. If she can't beat you with her fists, she'll beat you with her flatulence. Gen "you can see her stripes but you know she's clean" Paaaaadovaaaaaaa (slight alteration of uncle Ronnie's lyrics, sorry).



Lllllllet's get ready to ruuuummmmblllllllllle!

(stats from searchextreme.com...sorry if they are dated)