hey c, what's new, jew?

the only thing going on in my life is the fact my gf got me sick as fuck. she meandered about a westin in stamford last weekend in sandals and found nyquil then tricked me into believing she was not infectious. i'm still quite bitter. not fist-discipline bitter, but bitter.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits