Quote:

Some cars depreciate once you drive them off the lot. What depreciates a Porn Stars value?

Drug abuse....
Flaking....
All anal gang bangs...
Interracial sex...
Bukkake flicks....
Sex with tranny's...
Working with Dave Cummings...
Appearing on Blind Date or Cheaters






I haven't done any of these and I still have that new car smell.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K