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#133745 - 12/15/05 01:23 PM Depreciation of a whore...
Big Calm Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Some cars depreciate once you drive them off the lot. What depreciates a Porn Stars value?

Drug abuse....
Flaking....
All anal gang bangs...
Interracial sex...
Bukkake flicks....
Sex with tranny's...
Working with Dave Cummings...
Appearing on Blind Date or Cheaters




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#133746 - 12/15/05 03:04 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
It depends on whether or not you are using the straight-line or double-declining balance method of depreciation. You'd need to estimate the useful life of the whore, which is probably a factor of the type of abuse they take. Fucking trannies usually would kick in some sort of accelerated depreciation. Janine's economic life, until recently, had been quite a bit longer than the average whore. And you need to estimate the salvage value of the whore. It's usually $0.00, right?

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#133747 - 12/15/05 03:24 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
It seems that most whores have a shelf life of less than a year. For every Monica Sweetheart, there are 40 Jersey Jaxsin's
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#133748 - 12/15/05 03:44 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

And you need to estimate the salvage value of the whore. It's usually $0.00, right?





I was gonna correct you and say that perhaps their organs have some value on the black market. Then I realized that's not true, who would want a whores blown out and diseased organs? Lol.

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#133749 - 12/15/05 06:50 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
You wanted mine!!! I dont know about blown out yet but definitely diseased to some degree LMAO!!!

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#133750 - 12/15/05 07:25 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Some cars depreciate once you drive them off the lot. What depreciates a Porn Stars value?

Drug abuse....
Flaking....
All anal gang bangs...
Interracial sex...
Bukkake flicks....
Sex with tranny's...
Working with Dave Cummings...
Appearing on Blind Date or Cheaters







I haven't done any of these and I still have that new car smell.
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#133751 - 12/15/05 07:34 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
only thing on that list i've done is a bukakke... wait... white trash whore 28 that counts for an all anal gang bang huh? Five black guys... wow I'm dirtier than I thought. LOL

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#133752 - 12/15/05 07:37 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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And you need to estimate the salvage value of the whore. It's usually $0.00, right?





the average human being has about $1.38 in precious metals in his/her body...

If the whore is on meth when she croaks, her "peeth" may still have a couple bucks worth of 'crystal' in it, so round it to 4 bucks. That's a Happy meal with an extra box of cookies on the side....
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#133753 - 12/15/05 07:45 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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You wanted mine!!! I dont know about blown out yet but definitely diseased to some degree LMAO!!!




Ha, I wanted to jerk myself off with your organs not transplant them into myself, that is some kind of difference right? Hmm... lol.

Malice
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#133754 - 12/16/05 09:01 AM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Awwwwwwwwwww dirty and romantic all at the sametime.

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#133755 - 12/16/05 09:12 AM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
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Awwwwwwwwwww dirty and romantic all at the sametime.




Yes just like Isabel Ice inhaling a stream of shit for her "special someone."

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#133756 - 12/16/05 09:20 AM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Maybe that's what you should have done for me! hahahahahha I kid, I kid.

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#133757 - 12/16/05 09:35 AM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
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Quote:

Some cars depreciate once you drive them off the lot. What depreciates a Porn Stars value?

Drug abuse....
Flaking....
All anal gang bangs...
Interracial sex...
Bukkake flicks....
Sex with tranny's...
Working with Dave Cummings...
Appearing on Blind Date or Cheaters










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#133758 - 12/16/05 12:16 PM Re: Depreciation of a whore...
Father Stone Offline
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Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
Quote:

Quote:

And you need to estimate the salvage value of the whore. It's usually $0.00, right?





the average human being has about $1.38 in precious metals in his/her body...

If the whore is on meth when she croaks, her "peeth" may still have a couple bucks worth of 'crystal' in it, so round it to 4 bucks. That's a Happy meal with an extra box of cookies on the side....




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