Ah, look at New Meat Lizard trying to fit in. It's almost cute, like the kid that laughs when everyone else laughs and shouts when everyone else shouts, until the day the other kids put a firecracker in a toad and he realizes everyone is laughing at him, standing there with toad guts stuck to his forehead.

You've got it or you don't. You don't. Being a fucking prick for the sheer hell of being a fucking prick, without any panache or attention to detail, isn't going to cut it.