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#133706 - 12/15/05 01:13 PM Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Did I ever post this? Well, I guess I better as Google's cache is about to wipe its memory.

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unexpected move! 2 Yorkie puppies-sold together
General Information
Breed: Yorkshire Terrier
Type: Puppies For Sale
Ad ID: 10439
Submitted: 6/3/2005 1:37:48 AM
Shipping Available: No
Description: Moving! Two puppies 4.5 months old(females),two crates,two sets of lux bedding,food,dishes-posh puppies-must be pampered and stay together. Very gentle good natured puppies.Its difficult to let them go.Won't sell to just anyone.Papers.Paid alot-make best offer.




How fucking down and out do you have to be to sell 4 month old puppies?

PLEASE NOTE: the email address is no longer good. As far as her true first name, Skeeter papered it all over AdultFYI so I hardly think it's a secret anymore.

I'd also like to speculate that she could have been shedding all identifying habits and possessions in an effort to flee our favorite dolomite Skeeter. But selling your dogs? If only I would have seen this earlier, I might have called up with a heavy accent from Choy's Chinese Takeout.
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#133707 - 12/15/05 01:20 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
fucking shame, i did my best to buy those yorkies.

i heard skeeter drowned them for seeing what he did to his kids! witnesses!

Filing date: 8/29/85
Charges: 311.4C; 289A
Criminal Case #: A 771059 (Archived in downtown Los Angeles)
311:4 (Misdemeanor) Printing or possessing obscene material featuring a minor.
289A: Sexual penetration against victim's will by force...
Filing Date: 4/16/91
Offenses: 12020(A)PC: Unlawful manufacture, import, sale or possession of weapons.
Case #: 91F04022
Filing Date: 6/7/91
Offenses: 23153(A)VC: Driving under the influence of alcohol, drugs or combination. Unlawful act or neglected duty causing injury to another while driving.
Case #: 91D03865
Hearing Date: 4/3/92
Charges: H 11351: Possession for sale of a controlled PUPPYDOG aka YORKIES
Criminal Case #: BA 055230
Filing Date: 5/10/96
Offenses: 273.5(A)/21: Corporal injury to spouse/former spouse or cohabitant/former cohabitant
Case #: 62F02766
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#133708 - 12/15/05 02:56 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
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fucking shame, i did my best to buy those yorkies.

i heard skeeter drowned them for seeing what he did to his kids! witnesses!

Filing date: 8/29/85
Charges: 311.4C; 289A
Criminal Case #: A 771059 (Archived in downtown Los Angeles)
311:4 (Misdemeanor) Printing or possessing obscene material featuring a minor.
289A: Sexual penetration against victim's will by force...
Filing Date: 4/16/91
Offenses: 12020(A)PC: Unlawful manufacture, import, sale or possession of weapons.
Case #: 91F04022
Filing Date: 6/7/91
Offenses: 23153(A)VC: Driving under the influence of alcohol, drugs or combination. Unlawful act or neglected duty causing injury to another while driving.
Case #: 91D03865
Hearing Date: 4/3/92
Charges: H 11351: Possession for sale of a controlled PUPPYDOG aka YORKIES
Criminal Case #: BA 055230
Filing Date: 5/10/96
Offenses: 273.5(A)/21: Corporal injury to spouse/former spouse or cohabitant/former cohabitant
Case #: 62F02766





I loved when he tried to force-feed everybody the b.s. that he couldn't be into molesting his kids because he only likes older whores with huge breasts and tons of make-up and then he goes and shoots eighteen-year-olds.com. What a creep. I hope Skeeter goes out like Kid Vegas, the ONLY other person to ever be fired from porn.
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#133709 - 12/15/05 03:19 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
Dear jamesn:

Skeeter Kerkavoe has a criminal record? That's impossible. I've read many glowing things about him on ADT. OK, so he wrote most of them, but life goes on. I say what's not in front of the camera shouldn't be worried about.

Sincerely,
Isabel Ice

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#133710 - 12/15/05 03:40 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
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Dear jamesn:

Skeeter Kerkavoe has a criminal record? That's impossible. I've read many glowing things about him on ADT. OK, so he wrote most of them, but life goes on. I say what's not in front of the camera shouldn't be worried about.

Sincerely,
Isabel Ice





Unless YOU are the girl behind the camera who's getting abused by him right, Isabel Ice? Don't worry, porky, with your fucked up teeth, I don't think he's gonna be gunnin' for you anytime. Even Skeeter stays away from ugly chicks.
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#133711 - 12/15/05 03:53 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
4 month old puppies? Hello, Cheyenne............
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#133712 - 12/15/05 07:16 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Even Skeeter stays away from ugly chicks.





Explain.

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#133713 - 12/15/05 07:56 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
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Dear jamesn:

Skeeter Kerkavoe has a criminal record? That's impossible. I've read many glowing things about him on ADT. OK, so he wrote most of them, but life goes on. I say what's not in front of the camera shouldn't be worried about.

Sincerely,
Isabel Ice





Unless YOU are the girl behind the camera who's getting abused by him right, Isabel Ice? Don't worry, porky, with your fucked up teeth, I don't think he's gonna be gunnin' for you anytime. Even Skeeter stays away from ugly chicks.




Umm...did you know they had to take "gullible" out of the dictionary?

It's official, you're a tard.

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#133714 - 12/15/05 08:01 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
degenerate Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/24/05
Posts: 56
Loc: lying in a port-a-potty lookin...
wait... you mean Isabel Ice isnt a Willie D alterate ID???


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Dear jamesn:

Skeeter Kerkavoe has a criminal record? That's impossible. I've read many glowing things about him on ADT. OK, so he wrote most of them, but life goes on. I say what's not in front of the camera shouldn't be worried about.

Sincerely,
Isabel Ice


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Unless YOU are the girl behind the camera who's getting abused by him right, Isabel Ice? Don't worry, porky, with your fucked up teeth, I don't think he's gonna be gunnin' for you anytime. Even Skeeter stays away from ugly chicks.


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Umm...did you know they had to take "gullible" out of the dictionary?

It's official, you're a tard.



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#133715 - 12/16/05 01:06 AM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I'd also like to speculate that she could have been shedding all identifying habits and possessions in an effort to flee our favorite dolomite Skeeter.



She may also be in trouble over that police report about Skeeter child molesting. Skeeter is a pornographer & registered sex offender, not exactly a combination likely to get much sympathy from the police, yet he's still free after six+ months of investigation. It may well be that if she filed a police report claiming child molestation - and I'm told she did - she might well be the one under the microscope now for a false report.

PS. I don't think she looks as "good" any more as that picture you posted. The most recent I've seen show her having put on several extra years of wear & tear.
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#133716 - 12/16/05 04:29 AM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I'd also like to speculate that she could have been shedding all identifying habits and possessions in an effort to flee our favorite dolomite Skeeter.



She may also be in trouble over that police report about Skeeter child molesting. Skeeter is a pornographer & registered sex offender, not exactly a combination likely to get much sympathy from the police, yet he's still free after six+ months of investigation. It may well be that if she filed a police report claiming child molestation - and I'm told she did - she might well be the one under the microscope now for a false report.

PS. I don't think she looks as "good" any more as that picture you posted. The most recent I've seen show her having put on several extra years of wear & tear.




I really hate being serious, unless it is to be melancholy self-indulgent, but the fact is this...her suitability as a parent is obviously a questionmark, for obvious reasons, but even more serious is in cases where one parent molests a child and the other, while not actually doing the molesting, can still face legal charges if it can be demonstrated that the non-molesting parent knew about the molestations but did nothing about it. It's tricky to prove but she would need to defend herself and/or keep custody, so it no doubt would cost her $$$ for a lawyer. That will piss off any sociopathic porn whore...

But yeah, the false or misleading filing of a police report will bite you in the ass in many instances...I am moving her to the trainwreck museum, if a year from now she is looking happy and taking 3 cocks up her surgically repaired/enhanced ass, then we can put her back out with the other choo choos
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#133717 - 12/16/05 09:19 AM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Ugh, please don't give the slightest credence to Skeeter's demented ramblings on Baldy's "news" page. If this were true, people wouldn't get divorced: they'd just go straight to jail. Because I've seen dozens, literally dozens, of false charges in which DCFS (as the baby nappers are called here) investigated but found nothing. Among other things, a lack of evidence of abuse does not equal a false report. More often than not, the offending party is not trying to get the other thrown in jail, though that'd be cool if it happened, but wave the papers around at custody hearings.

Since legal knowledge in these parts seems to come from celebrity cases, is Mia Farrow in jail?

It's a crazy fucking divorce, they happen every day, it's just that in this case one of them happens to be a hooker and the other helped book her johns. And I'm not using euphemisms for porn.

Skeeter has, at best, a claim for defamation, though he better get on the ball as California has a 1 year statute of limitations, and trying to change jurisdiction (Florida is popular for their 2 year statute of limitations, Arkansas for 3... hard to tell Clinton was governor there, no?) would probably get it squashed on the first motion to dismiss, as none of them to my knowledge maintain a residency there and it'd be quite hard to go fishing with this case. Skeeter is, however, legally impossible to defame, as is she. So what do you have? Porn's demonic white trash couple making an ugly divorce even uglier by any means at their disposal, including the use of this board and Baldy Ross. Which should tell you something right there.
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#133718 - 12/17/05 09:22 AM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
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Dear jamesn: Skeeter Kerkavoe has a criminal record? That's impossible. I've read many glowing things about him on ADT. OK, so he wrote most of them, but life goes on. I say what's not in front of the camera shouldn't be worried about. Sincerely, Isabel Ice


Unless YOU are the girl behind the camera who's getting abused by him right, Isabel Ice? Don't worry, porky, with your fucked up teeth, I don't think he's gonna be gunnin' for you anytime. Even Skeeter stays away from ugly chicks.


Umm...did you know they had to take "gullible" out of the dictionary? It's official, you're a tard.


No, actually Willie D, YOU are the gullible fucktard, I just really hate Isobel Ice, and ugly Britchix in porn in general, and I relished the opportunity you gave me to take a shot at her. Thanks. And c'mon Bridgette was a hot girl, years ago, but she was still fuckable.
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#133719 - 12/17/05 12:05 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Before or after her dangerous addiction to silicone and scalples? She looks like a team of doctors took a little hunk of Houston's labia and cloned her in a testtube.
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#133720 - 12/20/05 08:22 AM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
isabel_ice Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/10/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Europe
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Dear jamesn:

Skeeter Kerkavoe has a criminal record? That's impossible. I've read many glowing things about him on ADT. OK, so he wrote most of them, but life goes on. I say what's not in front of the camera shouldn't be worried about.

Sincerely,
Isabel Ice




This is the 'real' Isabel... I never said this at all!!!!So Lizard Lips, maybe you are the gulible one for believing Willie.

I never write sincierly... always faithfuly, since i was amall, so I know for sure I never EVER wrote this.
Willie is my lover, and we have a tempestuous relationship, and because I acidently bit his tiny willy, he is paying me back by spreading funny little roumours. If you can find where he pulled this 'quote' from, I'll appologise, but I doubt you'll ever find it because I would never say something so un-gramatically correct.

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#133721 - 12/20/05 11:17 AM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
Just a little satire, Isabel. Lizard Lips actually posted that, and had to edit out his stupidity a day later.

Loved ya in Bookworm Bitches. Merry Christmas, babe.

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#133722 - 12/21/05 12:15 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
isabel_ice Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/10/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Europe
Sorry Willie, I forgot my sence of humour for a while... merry christmas to you to...
Jesus, Lizzie seems to be hyper-stressed or something, maybe he should go to a day-spa to relax, chill out for a while... in the mean time I'm going to sink my fucked up teeth into a big pie, so I can get even more porky.... Scrummy!

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#133723 - 12/21/05 01:06 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Isabel, if you were getting a divorce from a Registered Sex Offender and found yourself hard up for cash, would you sell your dogs?
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#133724 - 12/21/05 02:16 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
isabel_ice Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 07/10/04
Posts: 41
Loc: Europe
Not that I'm in that situation, but if I was, I wouldn't sell my dogs... that's mean... after all, why sell your dogs when you can sell your soul? (or at least your ass)

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#133725 - 12/21/05 02:20 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Not that I'm in that situation, but if I was, I wouldn't sell my dogs... that's mean... after all, why sell your dogs when you can sell your soul? (or at least your ass)




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#133726 - 12/21/05 06:14 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
Willie D. I guess the D. is for "douchebag."

Hey Isobel, I heard from talent that your breath fucking reaks! Are some of your fucked up teeth rotten in your mouth? Stop eating sweets you fat bitch and for the love of God please stop doing porn! Watching your flabby ugly British ass fuck is like watching a giggling trash bag full of human fat like they used to make soap in Fight Club.
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#133727 - 12/21/05 06:48 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Ah, look at New Meat Lizard trying to fit in. It's almost cute, like the kid that laughs when everyone else laughs and shouts when everyone else shouts, until the day the other kids put a firecracker in a toad and he realizes everyone is laughing at him, standing there with toad guts stuck to his forehead.

You've got it or you don't. You don't. Being a fucking prick for the sheer hell of being a fucking prick, without any panache or attention to detail, isn't going to cut it.
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#133728 - 12/21/05 07:44 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Willie D. I guess the D. is for "douchebag."




Hi Brandon, how's it going?
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#133729 - 12/21/05 08:23 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
When I was growing up in Paradise Valley, I used to fish lizards out of the pool all the time. They pretended to be dead when you picked them up by the tail, but eventually they started writhing trying to get away. I'd occasionally let our cat take a swipe at them with her claws until the thing died, and then let the cat run off into the Oleander hedge with it to do God-knows whatever. And sometimes our dog would sit and watch the cat go to work on that poor lizard, tail wagging like he was watching a taping of animal "Faces of Death."

That's my take on lizards.

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#133730 - 12/22/05 03:46 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
>yawn<
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#133731 - 12/22/05 05:23 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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>yawn<




You're in serious need of a breath mint.
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#133732 - 12/22/05 11:16 PM Re: Do they know it's Christmastime at all?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Arab, I'm going to pm you about this too, but I want you to know you FUCKED that song for myself and anyone I know. It's been bouncing around in my skull for a day or so, and tonight it leaked out on a clueless waitress. She fucked up- I started humming-wife asked what's that?- I explained. Now there are at least a dozen good looking women wandering my town ordering mai tais and when they dont get them instantly singing "do they know its christmastime at all".

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