Thank you! Being promoted to mod status is truly an honor. It's like when my grandfather became a Freemason and hung out with The Lodge. I look forward to my days at XPT, the sickest, most hardcore, brutally insightful porn board EVER!

Here's what I WON'T do:

1) Abuse my power and go crazy with the ban trigger; i.e, the Willie D/Smart episode. Love ya, Willie.
2) Discuss unattractive, wood-killing medical issues if they arise..cough, cough...Padova.
3) Cut my hair or get fat.
4) Sign my name with that stupid, cliche 'XOXOXOXOX.'
5) Commit treason by revealing any XPT Insider information to any porn board named after a home alarm system.
6) Post dick pics.
7) Post clips of guys severing their own penises. Ahem, Loop.
8) Kiss anyone's ass.
9) Post PMs without permission.

10) Most of all, I refuse to stop shooting super, highly charged, nasty porn.


Like this one...
http://www.elegantangel.com/trailers/qt/0811.mov
KillHer Ass by Elegant Angel.

Love,
gia jordan
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