Drab Iron Non is fighting for his right to get shit upon. I think Mr.Poo could be of service, but he's probably tossing Everhard's salad right now.
Zen, you made a god point there. Maybe the male "yeah right" talent should be labeled by numbers. like Hired Pud #1 or Fuckstick #4. Atleast the studs of the past knew their place and obeyed orders and were lucky to get a beer and a few bucks.