In Checking Roger Tripe's site for the results of his fan poll I noticed that he has his own awards. (Everhard will get an award one way or another). I decided that it may be a good idea for an award of my own to be called the BB's or BeeBee's (Bill in Boise). I hope this yearly award will become to the AVN what the Razzies are to the Oscars. I will limit myself to the males (yes I look), and if anyone would like to add to them or do the same for the females be my guest. This is done in keeping with the prevailing attitude that we need a greater number of males in the industry. Perhaps some producers will be encouraged to expand their search.
1. "The John Bobbitt ugliest dick award" No competition here--goes to two-toned dog-dicked Erik Everhard.
2. "The Ernest Borgnine less than average looking wrinkled ass award" again no competition: Steve Holmes.
3. "The Pillsbury Dough Boy Mantitties award" : Manuel Ferrara.
4."The Ron Jeremy should have retired ten years ago award" A repeat:Steve Holmes,
5."The Rainman award" goes to the undisputed champion the autistic Erik Everhard with his little girl "hey look at me I'm more important than the women" constant moaning and groaning of the same four words: "Oh, god, shit yes".
6."The GW thinnest skin award":goes to the Rogaine Man Balding Brandon Iron.
7. "The Don Rumsfeld thanks for helping capture Saddam Award": a joint award to Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes.
8."The Joan Rivers will do or say anything to pimp my products award" goes to the Rogaine Man Brandon of course.
9. "The Peter North I can be sodomized too award " to the beautiful-assed Erik Everhard . Good for something.
10. The Dennis Miller unhappiest performer award" The Rogaine man Brandon.
11.The Anabolic/Diabolic we-film- the- same- scenes- with- the- same- guys- over- and -over award: A tie PlatinumX and Red Light District.
12. The Bald Eagle award to the best US born performer: Sorry no winner this year. It appears all the producers would rather go outside the country where guys have proven themselves and use the same ones over and over.....
Well that wraps up the BeeBee's for this year. I could not make it to Wal-Mart to buy some plastic doohickey so I will give some Rubbermaid containers. Manuel gets a small one and the other three guys get the 4 cup containers. 'Til next year. Bill in Boise