The first time I've been there in months. Scipio will now come back and try to light my gas can. What does it say that you can go there on any given day and find threads equally as insipid as those I mentioned.

As for Melissa Laurentranny, I think Andrew Dice Clay said it well, "What do they do flip a coin in the morning? 'Heads I eat hair pie, tails...balls across the nose!'"



Upon reflection, I recall he referred to them as "trans-testicles."