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DB, that's a lot of big words for a pornboard. If that's part one of four I'll be back in '06 when all the kids come out with their new dvdplayers and questions about creampies.

We've been over run by eggheads and assholes with expensive cars.

I need a bumpersticker- WWGJD?

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How many more oats does she have left to sow??

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With the permission of Da Burglar, his entire series is being republished on the august lukeisback.com.

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With the permission of Da Burglar, his entire series is being republished on the august lukeisback.com.

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What the hell is this? Luke, you never need my permission to print anything I post here. Fuck, I got boxes of disketes with my mind poured out from the last 8 years. What's your address?

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You should ask the same question of yourself.

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You obviously put a lot of thought into that response. I am in awe of your intellectual prowess. At least make use of a spell checker next time you modify your nouns with adjectives you can't even spell correctly or perhaps you need lessons on the proper use of eating utensils first? Amazing.

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I love that response. One of the two classic internet responses when you have nothing else to say:
1. You can't spell.
2. If you're so tough, show up in person and say that (ala Keith O'Conner.

So yeah, you caught me. You caught Willie the English major from Dartmouth spelling something wrong. Don't break your arm. Feel free to substitute "feebile" with "mentally pusillanimous."

I hear Steph calling you. The hot topics back on your home planet are: "Kissing, Whole Body, Creativity" where some sick pervert wants to see TT Boy and Mark Davis kissing, "Crazy Idea -- Coop Porn Company," and "Who enjoys watching Shemale Porn" where newly-minted tranny lover Melissa writes, "a cock and boobs, what more can you ask for? she-males should be called perfection."

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Apparently an English degree from Dartmouth is quite easy to obtain these days. Actually the adjective pusillanimous would be sufficient to modify the noun "cranium". Adding mentally is simply redundant. You are making great use of that desktop thesaurus, but please for the sake of your alma mater use proper grammar.
And speaking of classic internet responses.......yours is digital cowardice at it's finest. Hurling unsupported insults and accusations with no evidence or facts. You can't even seem to address the topic in an intelligent manner, but rather resort to attempts at plebeian humor to camouflage your apparent intellectual shortcomings. Let the flaming continue....it suits you well.

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It is evident that you did not comprehend the posting. It was not directed to you specifically. It might, in fact, apply to most of us that watch porn. My point was simple and was intended to inspire "introspective" thinking. It appears you took some of the metaphors personally. I used the phrase "interactive silence" as to suggest that we ALL engage. I am happy to hear that three more postings are forthcoming....my heart palpitates at the thought.

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Why do young women choose the path of pornography? I am not asking this, “why”, in a Simp/CAOH fashion. I ask it from a serious, semi-philosophical/scientific perspective. “Money” is too obvious and simplistic a reason, because there are other ways that don’t involve pornography for young ladies to make a decent chunk of change: Robbery of Crippled or Elderly Escort Clients, Selling Black Market Prescription Pills to sister-strippers, marrying 89 year old men in upscale nursing homes, etc. The recent Keri Sable bailout-go-to-school decision sparked this train-wreck of thought and I have boiled it down into four basic pathologies. Here is the first of the four.

“Sowing Her Wild Oats”

The dawn of Adulthood upon a young lady's 18th birthday brings with it many opportunities and revelations. Freedom beckons, as well as the urge to get fucked in as many variegated positions and permutations as possible. But this can’t be pursued without serious consequences in mainstream societal settings for many reasons, so the young lady looks for ways to satisfy her sexual yen. Money is a catalyst, but not the primary force. A hot young chick wants to experiment, be awakened, fulfilled. Pornography offers that….

Consider young Ms Sable. She had a very active and profound year in porn, being filmed in almost every possible combination of debauched, ungodly sexual activity, and at times you could see the sense of fulfillment upon her face and in her countenance. It may have also been the marijuana, but not overly so. She was realizing her sexuality’s power, imbedding in her mind what it feels like to be fucked in every position feasible; to be double penetrated by above average sized cocks; to be surrounded by erect penises and gorging on them and then having them ejaculate, one by one into her mouth, then staring doe-eyed at the camera for 11 seconds and then swallowing. Yes, she was sowing her wild oats.

So when exactly was the last oat sown and her sense of fulfillment reached? Some might say several months into her contract that she recently skipped out on to pursue education. I say no…her fulfillment was reached when the fifth load of spunk was shot into her rectum and she pooped it into the sorbet bowl and then swallowed it. THAT’s when she decided to pursue General Studies on the other side of the country. She didn’t fully know it then and there, but the realization that she was done, that she was fulfilled, was born. Just like the brain requires 10 to 15 minutes to realize the stomach is full, Keri didn’t realize that the sorbet bowl full of ass cum was the LAST WILD OAT.

Let us all have an introspective moment of silence for all the young girls today whose LAST WILD OAT is the 73rd Donkey Punch they receive that damages their quantitative reasoning skills and leaves them unable to “sorta”-balance their checkbook.

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Thank you. You may go back to ADT now.

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I wasn't kidding about this. You'll be much more in your element there. Look for a guy named skronker and a guy named kierkegaard. By my estimate, you'll have a mind-boner in 10 minutes.

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Third, if it weren't for Pierce Veritas, I would have forgotten Vitas Gerulaitis.

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Yo, a couple of things going on here. First, before I forget, welcome the fuck back Pericles! Glad you made it back from the land of the yellowman.

Second, if everyone had followed my advice in the second post in this thread, we'd have been spared the embarassment of a lukeisback link as well as the registration and presence of the pompous Pierce Veritas.

Third, if it weren't for Pierce Veritas, I would have forgotten Vitas Gerulaitis.

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Luke Ford... Bad.... Why? Well from personal experience and I'm sure many will agree... he copies and pastes. Just when you think its very very difficult almost impossible to fuck up a copy/paste method, he manages to do so very well. Recently actually, he copy/paste two paragraphs that I typed here at XPT... it seemed as though he tried to blend the two paragraphs as if they were about the same topic when in reality each paragraph was about something different. It's really fucked up. See of yourself... go to his site and scroll down til you see the most recent GEN PADOVA entry.

It wouldnt measure up to your Harvard education one bit. The man is nice and cool to talk to but he twist words around. I always thought a great journalis is one who can remember exact words and write them out clearly for the public, not fuck thigns up worse.

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Gen, just when I was starting to like you again...

Let's get your post engraved in a slab of granite and a hole drilled in it for a necklace. You can wear it around and read it over and over until you can come back and tell the board (and Luke) where you went wrong.

I'm glad you're getting out of porn alive.

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did you know james there? he is so cool. did he teach you how to post mindless dreck?

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It's amusing to me that I allow this talk to inspire me to put black eye liner on, bang my head to emotional music until I cry and make my liner run down my cheek. Maybe slit my wrist even... I MUST BE EMO!!! So hAWt LOL

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This is all very nauseating. If I wanted some highbrow discussion I'd go to the philosphy message board.

Give me that razor when you're done.

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did you know james there? he is so cool. did he teach you how to post mindless dreck?

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This is all very nauseating. If I wanted some highbrow discussion I'd go to the philosphy message board.

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Yo, a couple of things going on here. First, before I forget, welcome the fuck back Pericles! Glad you made it back from the land of the yellowman.

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Cheers, though I'm still here.

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Cheers, though I'm still here.

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Dude what do think of the culture? Amazing isn't it?

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lol, that'd be a better place for jamesn to post bug pictures at.

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lol, that'd be a better place for jamesn to post bug pictures at.

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After all of his flowery prose, he goes and ends a sentence with a preposition.

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syntax and grammar on a message board?... lol. proofread all the posts in this thread and get back to me, professor.

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"Who enjoys watching Shemale Porn" where newly-minted tranny lover Melissa writes, "a cock and boobs, what more can you ask for? she-males should be called perfection."

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She was just nominated for Performer of the Year. Is her career in the tank? Wanting to do a tranny is the sign of desperation, unless you're from Brazil.

As in the movie Star Wars, I feel troubled and sense a great disturbance in the force. Must go meditate.