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Eva: Yeah, I’m joining the Navy.



I'm not kidding, I spit dinner out when I read this. This is fucking hilarious on so many levels. Does she understand how hard you have to work? You work meal to meal. This means you work 6 hours on, 6 off, then repeat every day until port(sometimes you don't get your 6 off b/c of work). I was in the Navy from '93 to '98 and I never grossed more than $20K. The pay has been adjusted since, but not much. Most of the women in the navy are fat heffers with asses as wide as ax-handles, she definately won't fit in there. As funny as this is I think she is totally hot and .

On a serious note... Monstar, if this girl is serious about the Navy, tell her to get an "A" school. Any school, do not go in undesignated. The undesignated get all the shit jobs on the ship. If she is serious, I'll help her out with some recommendations about the jobs and what they require.
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