I am anti donkey punch, a new fad taking off in the porn world, although on first glance it looks funny it is still a form of physical abuse towards women, it encourages people like max hardcore, tt boy and chico to push the boundaries of how women should be treated. i know the donkey punch will never be outlawed in porn as its popularity has skyrocketed in the past few months but how about we compromise.

Now , no one in their right mind would or should accept a donkey punch scene, but as we know theres more porn performers then there is jobs and a lot are really ugly inside and out and they keep on hanging around the scene depressing everyone. So i say we have a select group of like 5 women that are really ugly and really awful people and they are exclusive donkey punch performers, they are only allowed to perform in donkey punch scenes and donkey punch directors are only allowed to use them. Heres the 5 i have come up with, its open for discussion and other suggestions though

1. sammura (lock donkey punch performer, hell i say book her for 4 scenes a week)

2. Gen padova

3. jersey jaxin

4. jewel denyle: purely based on the fact she considers herself a kickboxer and watching her snap and try to kick the shit out of the guy standing there with a rock hard dick in his hand would be great viewing

5 devon michaels: I like devon, but shes probably got 50 pounds of muscle over most men she works with, like jewel its a comedy time bomb waiting to go off.

this is perfectly reasonable. i'd like to add pam peaks, who's padova's mom who takes her to set and pimps her out.

and yeah, i'm anti-hitting girls, but padova needs to be "disciplined with fists"

The best part of all this shit talk is that your wishes would never be fulfilled even if I was willing cuz I have nothing to do with Cram and Grip Johnson productions anymore. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA!!!

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this is perfectly reasonable. i'd like to add pam peaks, who's padova's mom who takes her to set and pimps her out.

and yeah, i'm anti-hitting girls, but padova needs to be "disciplined with fists"

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Yes, Chico could get his own series

Donkey punch: discipline with fists edition

It could have an angry looking chico on the cover wearing those weird fighting shorts and those half boxing gloves without a shirt all oiled up and his arms around two similar looking gentleman while they all pretend its nothing sexual between them and to mask that take it out on the back of the female talents heads.

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The best part of all this shit talk is that your wishes would never be fulfilled even if I was willing cuz I have nothing to do with Cram and Grip Johnson productions anymore. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA!!!

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Yes but at one point you were and you have no idea how warm and fuzzy inside that makes me.

The only time I could actually picture Jewel DeNyle pissed is if you grabbed her jelly filled donuts. Then the shit would hit the fan

I second jamesn's idea for Donkey Punch 2 where the male talent plays Ike Turner, complete with satin robe and champagne bottle in one hand.

damn Monkey that was a lame response... you're losing your carisma man

And yer my toilet where I dispose it all, right?

You'd be surprised that I have no enemies and I manage to get along with everyone that crosses my path. Charismatic maybe? Who knows.