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i dont hate the monkey.

i just hate porn



I like playing with my monkey when I'm watching porn, but then I stop liking porn when I'm done playing with my monkey.

Hey...that's kind of an interesting topic. Does anyone watch porn when they AREN'T...ya know...engaged in a sexual activity, either with themselves or another person(s)?

I never watched porn...ya know...just to watch it.
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