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#133192 - 12/13/05 07:09 AM People in porn that hate the monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Heres the list of people i know hate me, if ive missed anyone please feel free to add yourself or that person.


sportswami
sammura
skeeter kerkavoe
bridgette kerkavoe
melissa lauren
gen padova
scott fayner
ashton moore
tod "im useless" hunter
Lex mother fucking steele
cythera (b grade snake tat leg girl)
wankus
tyler faith
rob longshot
chico t
kami andrews


thats all i can think of right now, its just fresh in my mind as i got a new batch of hate pms from meliss today.
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#133193 - 12/13/05 09:06 AM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Thing is those people aren't really in porn, the're just hangers on. You know Jeff, Tony and the people who count here love you.

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#133194 - 12/13/05 02:02 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Rob Longshot Offline
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
i dont hate the monkey.

i just hate porn
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#133195 - 12/13/05 02:05 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
baphometdemon Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/08/05
Posts: 62
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i dont hate the monkey.

i just hate porn




I like playing with my monkey when I'm watching porn, but then I stop liking porn when I'm done playing with my monkey.

Hey...that's kind of an interesting topic. Does anyone watch porn when they AREN'T...ya know...engaged in a sexual activity, either with themselves or another person(s)?

I never watched porn...ya know...just to watch it.
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#133196 - 12/13/05 02:06 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
jrv does-he kisses his televison screen during gen padova scenes.
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#133197 - 12/13/05 02:10 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Rob Longshot Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
Quote:

Quote:

i dont hate the monkey.

i just hate porn




I like playing with my monkey when I'm watching porn, but then I stop liking porn when I'm done playing with my monkey.

Hey...that's kind of an interesting topic. Does anyone watch porn when they AREN'T...ya know...engaged in a sexual activity, either with themselves or another person(s)?

I never watched porn...ya know...just to watch it.




i do... but then i have to edit it and QC it... hence why i hate it... between performing for 3yrs and having to edit and QC, not to mention behind the camera... im burnt out on it now. I jerk off to Regis Philbin/William Shatner Duets... its the only thing that arouses me anymore.
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#133198 - 12/13/05 02:17 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
baphometdemon Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/08/05
Posts: 62
So how many women does a guy fuck in 3 years in the porn biz?

I've been trying to figure out how many Rodney Moore has fucked, but I can't really cuz a lot of his scenes are just BJ's.
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#133199 - 12/13/05 03:44 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

Heres the list of people i know hate me, if ive missed anyone please feel free to add yourself or that person.


sportswami
sammura
skeeter kerkavoe
bridgette kerkavoe
melissa lauren
gen padova
scott fayner
ashton moore
tod "im useless" hunter
Lex mother fucking steele
cythera (b grade snake tat leg girl)
wankus
tyler faith
rob longshot
chico t
kami andrews


thats all i can think of right now, its just fresh in my mind as i got a new batch of hate pms from meliss today.




Add Cindy Crawford to your list. (see other thread)
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#133200 - 12/13/05 04:00 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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So how many women does a guy fuck in 3 years in the porn biz?



Gia is really good at math, maybe she can help ya out here.

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#133201 - 12/13/05 05:23 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Thing is those people aren't really in porn, the're just hangers on. You know Jeff, Tony and the people who count here love you.





Thats only half true because tony really is lex steele.

Quote:

jrv does-he kisses his televison screen during gen padova scenes.






Quote:

Add Cindy Crawford to your list. (see other thread)






Quote:

Gia is really good at math, maybe she can help ya out here.




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#133202 - 12/13/05 05:31 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
From: melissa

not enough, considering the fact you re still alive



(when asked how many innocent souls she had sucked out recently)
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#133203 - 12/13/05 05:36 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I love the monkey

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#133204 - 12/13/05 05:48 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
whoa... sexy kami is back?

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#133205 - 12/13/05 06:32 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Quote:

I love the monkey




Kami, get your ass back here!
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#133206 - 12/13/05 09:49 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321

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#133207 - 12/13/05 09:54 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

jrv does-he kisses his televison screen during gen padova scenes.



No no - you misunderstand. I'm just getting closer to the screen to try to find the tiny Padova in the picture!
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#133208 - 12/14/05 01:56 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

I love the monkey


OMG NOOOOOO, ya know I love ya babe, but you just lost points saying that you love SMELLY ASS
I hope to God, you are kidding.

Hey hey we're the Monkeys...

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#133209 - 12/14/05 06:53 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

I love the monkey


OMG NOOOOOO, ya know I love ya babe, but you just lost points saying that you love SMELLY ASS
I hope to God, you are kidding.

Hey hey we're the Monkeys...






Is it too late to add another name to the donkey punch list?
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#133210 - 12/15/05 04:24 AM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
I don't think you're important enough for anyone to hate you in porn- I could be wrong though?
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#133211 - 12/15/05 01:34 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Quote:

Heres the list of people i know hate me, if ive missed anyone please feel free to add yourself or that person.


Lex mother fucking steele





Monkey..why does Lex hate you?...or maybe a better question is why does everybody hate Lex?. ...

...I liked his earlier films with Jules Jordan ....The Rosebud and Anabolic titles. They did good work together...

.....Not really into his Mercenary titles.

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#133212 - 12/15/05 02:51 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
LizardLips Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/15/05
Posts: 30
Loc: Porn Prison Planet
Quote:

whoa... sexy kami is back?





You mean Kami "Horseface?" Ugly bitches in porn unite!
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#133213 - 12/15/05 09:14 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Monkey..why does Lex hate you?...or maybe a better question is why does everybody hate Lex?. ...





You know i can't even remember how it all started, but he fucked up my car and mailbox.
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#133214 - 02/17/07 07:24 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
BUMP

Kami Andrews' last post...



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#133215 - 02/17/07 07:27 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
Kami has a certain quality to her looks I like. Unconventional but still somehow attractive. Sort of like Juliette Lewis.



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#133216 - 02/17/07 07:38 PM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Kami has a certain quality to her looks I like. Unconventional but still somehow attractive. Sort of like Juliette Lewis.





I've been mulling over starting a new post on Gen Porn titled (something like) "Not Attractive in the Traditional Sense, Butt Oh So Dirty."

Flick Shagwell, Kami Andrews, Arianna Jollee, Emile DaVinci, etc.
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#133217 - 02/18/07 08:46 AM Re: People in porn that hate the monkey
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I can't make it with a chick when I don't know if she's staring at me or looking over at something on the other side of the room.
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