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So let me get this straight...you make $900M/year, ride in an Euro-sled and this gets you blowjobs? I'm guessing you also have 160 Armani suits, 24-inch biceps, a 3 foot long dick, and everyone mistakes you for (inset random media star).

At least my 8 year old Accord is real. When I have time I try and restore my '68 Mustang fastback I bought 15 years ago. I'll be at Barrett-Jackson this winter.




Ahhh. The smell in the air is chickenshit.

I never said I made 900 million a year. No one makes 900 million a year. I said I made 900 thousand last year. There's a 3 zero difference. Take a math course. Might help you make more money.

I don't like Armani suits. I don't wear suits often enough to want Armani. I have 5 suits, and they are all Dolce and Gabbana.

I don't have 24 inch biceps, and I have an average dick. Your assumption that all people who are successful are immediately lying or some kind of superhero lets me know that you'll never have money.

I've had guys like you work for me before.

Definitely made me realize that being a businessman and being a charity commissioner are mutually exclusive. People who have 8 year old Accords have them because that is what they deserve.
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I made $900,000 last year. How much did you make?