So let me get this straight...you make $900M/year, ride in an Euro-sled and this gets you blowjobs? I'm guessing you also have 160 Armani suits, 24-inch biceps, a 3 foot long dick, and everyone mistakes you for (inset random media star).

At least my 8 year old Accord is real. When I have time I try and restore my '68 Mustang fastback I bought 15 years ago. I'll be at Barrett-Jackson this winter.