1) Fat Cheeseburger Award - Ashley Blue
2) Biggest Hooker Award - Vanessa Lain
3) Limpest Dick Award - Rick Shameless
4) Biggest Pimp Award - Ben English
5) The "I'm Not Gay, Really I'm Not" Award - tie between Jay Ashley and Joey Ray
6) Stupidest Couple Award - Pat Myne, Alektra Blue
7) The Best PA Award - Nathan Hall
8) Worst Movie of the Year Award - ANYTHING BY METRO INTERACTIVE (look who's talking, this coming from Definance)
9) The Biggest Drug Dealer Award - NOT TELLING!!!!!!!!
10) Biggest Pothead Award - Taylor Mother Fucking Rain(muthafukin retard)
11) Best Dog Award - tie between Bandit, Rhiannon and Fayner(bullshit it's Kaiser & Harley Davidson)
12) Biggest Dirtbag - Tyler Wood (nope it's Scott Fayner)
13) Most In Need Of A Shower Award - Fayner (correct)
14) Most In Need Of A Breathmint Award - tie between Anthony Hardwood & Lee Stone
15) Sexiest Bitch Award - Jenna Jameson (I dont think so)
16) Best Newcummer Award - Tiffany Taylor (gotta disagree here)
17) The "I Need To Retire NOW" Award - Chasey Lain (more than just her, what about Janine, Genesis, etc..)
18) Most BI-POLAR Award - Kayla Marie (Kara Bare, Genesis a/k/a Kaydence Price Flakes)
19) The "I'll DO Anything for $5" Award - Tiffany Holiday (true, but there are others also)
20) My Boobjob Sucks Award - Naudia Hilton (I dont know her)
21) The White Trash Award- Brandi Lyons (I can think of many)
22) Best Ass Award - Katja Kassin
23) Worst Ass Award - Cindy Crawford (crackhead??)
24) The "I Can't Leave The House Without Makeup" Award - Rita Faltoyano (I think she is pretty)
25) Nicest Person Award - Nadia Styles
26) Biggest Overbite Award - Shy Love (ugly troll)
27) Best Couple Award - Jesse Jane & Rich Jane(um NO)
28) Biggest Overall Skank Award - tie between Tiffany Holiday & Vanessa Lain (keep going w/this list)
29) "Steroids? Me?" Steroids Award - tie between Jay Ashley and Tommy Gunn (what about John West and Grant Michaels)
30) Best Lesbian Scene Award - Tory Lane & Vanessa Lane from Dirty Dykes
31) Best Anal Performer Award - Lauren Phoenix (I agree w/this but I also agree w/Gia Jordan's ass performances)
32) Most Elegant Girl In Porn Award - Hannah Harper(Is this true?)
33) Biggest DipShit Award - Moral Leader/Luke Ford (this list would be toooo long)
34) Biggest Porno Primadonna - Kurt Lockwood (alot of others)
35) Most Dramatic Couple Award - Bridgette Kerkove & Skeeter Kerkove (I thought they broke up??)
36) Biggest Cock For A White Boy Award - Winston Burbank
37) Most Crooked Dick Award - Scott Fayner (most yucky dick award)
38) I Need An Injection To Get Hard Award - tie between Ben English and Joel Lawrence
39) Best Adult Industry Gossip Site Award - AVN.com (TOTAL BULLSHIT)
40) Best Porno Company Award - Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment (no, I'm not bias) (BULLSHIT HE IS, DEFINANCE SUCKS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY)
41) Best Director in Porn Award - tie between Taylor Rain & Vincent Voss (AGAIN TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL BULLSHIT)

thought it was pretty amusing. haha

xo christie lee

ps. why is my spell check not working??

Just to clarify, this list came from Lukeford.com.

this list is funny but inaccurate!!!

3) Limpest Dick Award – Dave Pounder?
5) The "I'm Not Gay, Really I'm Not" Award – Any of Evil Angel's tranny directors.
12) Biggest Dirtbag – how to choose? T.T. Boy? Tony T? Many male performers & all agents.
17) The "I Need To Retire NOW" Award – Should be two categories: who needs to retire for their own good (Genesis Skye) and who needs to retire for the good of the fans (Chasey Lain).
21) The White Trash Award- Gauge
28) Biggest Overall Skank Award – Pamela Peaks or Bridgette Kerkove.
29) "Steroids? Me?" Steroids Award – Lee Stoned?
31) Best Anal Performer Award – Hillary Scott?
33) Biggest DipShit Award – uh, not enough room to list the winners here.

Thanx for adding me as your tidbit for best anal, Gypsy!

42) Delusional whore who is most mistaken in thinking that we give a fuck about her petty, self-important opinions Award - Taylor Rain
43) Preferred method of death for Scott Fayner Award - Internal bleeding caused by perforated colon via broomstick sodomy
44) Whore most adept at dishing shit out while simultaneously being completely incapable of taking any in return Award - Taylor Rain

That's why I picked him for the scene.