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#132856 - 12/11/05 03:47 PM DUMB AWARD LIST
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
1) Fat Cheeseburger Award - Ashley Blue
2) Biggest Hooker Award - Vanessa Lain
3) Limpest Dick Award - Rick Shameless
4) Biggest Pimp Award - Ben English
5) The "I'm Not Gay, Really I'm Not" Award - tie between Jay Ashley and Joey Ray
6) Stupidest Couple Award - Pat Myne, Alektra Blue
7) The Best PA Award - Nathan Hall
8) Worst Movie of the Year Award - ANYTHING BY METRO INTERACTIVE (look who's talking, this coming from Definance)
9) The Biggest Drug Dealer Award - NOT TELLING!!!!!!!!
10) Biggest Pothead Award - Taylor Mother Fucking Rain(muthafukin retard)
11) Best Dog Award - tie between Bandit, Rhiannon and Fayner(bullshit it's Kaiser & Harley Davidson)
12) Biggest Dirtbag - Tyler Wood (nope it's Scott Fayner)
13) Most In Need Of A Shower Award - Fayner (correct)
14) Most In Need Of A Breathmint Award - tie between Anthony Hardwood & Lee Stone
15) Sexiest Bitch Award - Jenna Jameson (I dont think so)
16) Best Newcummer Award - Tiffany Taylor (gotta disagree here)
17) The "I Need To Retire NOW" Award - Chasey Lain (more than just her, what about Janine, Genesis, etc..)
18) Most BI-POLAR Award - Kayla Marie (Kara Bare, Genesis a/k/a Kaydence Price Flakes)
19) The "I'll DO Anything for $5" Award - Tiffany Holiday (true, but there are others also)
20) My Boobjob Sucks Award - Naudia Hilton (I dont know her)
21) The White Trash Award- Brandi Lyons (I can think of many)
22) Best Ass Award - Katja Kassin
23) Worst Ass Award - Cindy Crawford (crackhead??)
24) The "I Can't Leave The House Without Makeup" Award - Rita Faltoyano (I think she is pretty)
25) Nicest Person Award - Nadia Styles
26) Biggest Overbite Award - Shy Love (ugly troll)
27) Best Couple Award - Jesse Jane & Rich Jane(um NO)
28) Biggest Overall Skank Award - tie between Tiffany Holiday & Vanessa Lain (keep going w/this list)
29) "Steroids? Me?" Steroids Award - tie between Jay Ashley and Tommy Gunn (what about John West and Grant Michaels)
30) Best Lesbian Scene Award - Tory Lane & Vanessa Lane from Dirty Dykes
31) Best Anal Performer Award - Lauren Phoenix (I agree w/this but I also agree w/Gia Jordan's ass performances)
32) Most Elegant Girl In Porn Award - Hannah Harper(Is this true?)
33) Biggest DipShit Award - Moral Leader/Luke Ford (this list would be toooo long)
34) Biggest Porno Primadonna - Kurt Lockwood (alot of others)
35) Most Dramatic Couple Award - Bridgette Kerkove & Skeeter Kerkove (I thought they broke up??)
36) Biggest Cock For A White Boy Award - Winston Burbank
37) Most Crooked Dick Award - Scott Fayner (most yucky dick award)
38) I Need An Injection To Get Hard Award - tie between Ben English and Joel Lawrence
39) Best Adult Industry Gossip Site Award - AVN.com (TOTAL BULLSHIT)
40) Best Porno Company Award - Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment (no, I'm not bias) (BULLSHIT HE IS, DEFINANCE SUCKS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY)
41) Best Director in Porn Award - tie between Taylor Rain & Vincent Voss (AGAIN TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL BULLSHIT)

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#132857 - 12/11/05 04:40 PM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
christie lee Offline
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Registered: 05/20/05
Posts: 144
thought it was pretty amusing. haha

xo christie lee

ps. why is my spell check not working??
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#132858 - 12/11/05 04:44 PM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Just to clarify, this list came from Lukeford.com.

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#132859 - 12/11/05 06:00 PM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
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9) The Biggest Drug Dealer Award - NOT TELLING!!!!!!!!





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#132860 - 12/11/05 07:02 PM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
fuck off and die Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
this list is funny but inaccurate!!!
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#132861 - 12/12/05 04:37 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
3) Limpest Dick Award – Dave Pounder?
5) The "I'm Not Gay, Really I'm Not" Award – Any of Evil Angel's tranny directors.
12) Biggest Dirtbag – how to choose? T.T. Boy? Tony T? Many male performers & all agents.
17) The "I Need To Retire NOW" Award – Should be two categories: who needs to retire for their own good (Genesis Skye) and who needs to retire for the good of the fans (Chasey Lain).
21) The White Trash Award- Gauge
28) Biggest Overall Skank Award – Pamela Peaks or Bridgette Kerkove.
29) "Steroids? Me?" Steroids Award – Lee Stoned?
31) Best Anal Performer Award – Hillary Scott?
33) Biggest DipShit Award – uh, not enough room to list the winners here.
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#132862 - 12/12/05 05:31 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Just to clarify, this list came from Lukeford.com.


I hope you didnt think that I made it people?? Yes it did come from Lukeford.com, I just added my tidbits.

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#132863 - 12/12/05 06:51 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Thanx for adding me as your tidbit for best anal, Gypsy!
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#132864 - 12/12/05 08:54 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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12) Biggest Dirtbag – how to choose? T.T. Boy? Tony T? Many male performers & all agents.




I resent that.
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#132865 - 12/12/05 09:05 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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12) Biggest Dirtbag – how to choose? T.T. Boy? Tony T? Many male performers & all agents.






that's cold JRV. you got something against double T's? just don't say taryn !
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#132866 - 12/12/05 02:19 PM they forgot a few...
pitchshifty Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/12/05
Posts: 100
42) Delusional whore who is most mistaken in thinking that we give a fuck about her petty, self-important opinions Award - Taylor Rain
43) Preferred method of death for Scott Fayner Award - Internal bleeding caused by perforated colon via broomstick sodomy
44) Whore most adept at dishing shit out while simultaneously being completely incapable of taking any in return Award - Taylor Rain
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#132867 - 12/12/05 07:22 PM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Thanx for adding me as your tidbit for best anal, Gypsy!



That scene in Sex and Submission was one intense role play. Fuckin' brilliant.


Here's one of the limted instances where having the guy (Brian "I look like a lifer-vic but I'm really a nice guy" Surewood) in the scene is important to its success. Without this hood rape-fucking GJ...it wouldn't work.

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#132868 - 12/12/05 08:53 PM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That's why I picked him for the scene.
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#132869 - 12/13/05 06:00 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

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12) Biggest Dirtbag – how to choose? T.T. Boy? Tony T? Many male performers & all agents.




I resent that.



Uh oh... and I've seen Chico's avatar's...

OK, how about "all other agents"? How many other agents can you name who aren't dirtbags?

PS. And no, I'm not thinking just the T.T. initials - it's just two come to mind amongst those still around. Had I used old-timers I probably would have picked Tony Martino and Joey Edwards.
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#132870 - 12/13/05 10:49 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

3)
12) Biggest Dirtbag – how to choose? T.T. Boy? Tony T? Many male performers & all agents.




I resent that.


Oh well of course, except you.

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#132871 - 12/13/05 10:50 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Thanx for adding me as your tidbit for best anal, Gypsy!


Well you do have a beautiful ass and I like to watch it...SO......

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#132872 - 12/13/05 10:53 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
baphometdemon Offline
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Registered: 12/08/05
Posts: 62
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Thanx for adding me as your tidbit for best anal, Gypsy!


Well you do have a beautiful ass and I like to watch it...SO......




Haa. Anal.
I don't know if any guys on here share this, but I don't do anal.

That's right. I have no interest in it.

And my Stepdad summed it up best. "Why don't I bang chicks up the butt? I respect my dick more than that."

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#132873 - 12/13/05 10:58 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

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Thanx for adding me as your tidbit for best anal, Gypsy!


Well you do have a beautiful ass and I like to watch it...SO......




Haa. Anal.
I don't know if any guys on here share this, but I don't do anal.

That's right. I have no interest in it.

And my Stepdad summed it up best. "Why don't I bang chicks up the butt? I respect my dick more than that."




Is that suppose to be funny?? I dont get it. Either I must put the weed down or you're just being a dick.

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#132874 - 12/13/05 11:05 AM Re: DUMB AWARD LIST
baphometdemon Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/08/05
Posts: 62
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Thanx for adding me as your tidbit for best anal, Gypsy!


Well you do have a beautiful ass and I like to watch it...SO......




Haa. Anal.
I don't know if any guys on here share this, but I don't do anal.

That's right. I have no interest in it.

And my Stepdad summed it up best. "Why don't I bang chicks up the butt? I respect my dick more than that."




Is that suppose to be funny?? I dont get it. Either I must put the weed down or you're just being a dick.




It was supposed to be funny.
But you're not laughing.
So I have failed.

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