3) Limpest Dick Award – Dave Pounder?
5) The "I'm Not Gay, Really I'm Not" Award – Any of Evil Angel's tranny directors.
12) Biggest Dirtbag – how to choose? T.T. Boy? Tony T? Many male performers & all agents.
17) The "I Need To Retire NOW" Award – Should be two categories: who needs to retire for their own good (Genesis Skye) and who needs to retire for the good of the fans (Chasey Lain).
21) The White Trash Award- Gauge
28) Biggest Overall Skank Award – Pamela Peaks or Bridgette Kerkove.
29) "Steroids? Me?" Steroids Award – Lee Stoned?
31) Best Anal Performer Award – Hillary Scott?
33) Biggest DipShit Award – uh, not enough room to list the winners here.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock