1) Fat Cheeseburger Award - Ashley Blue
2) Biggest Hooker Award - Vanessa Lain
3) Limpest Dick Award - Rick Shameless
4) Biggest Pimp Award - Ben English
5) The "I'm Not Gay, Really I'm Not" Award - tie between Jay Ashley and Joey Ray
6) Stupidest Couple Award - Pat Myne, Alektra Blue
7) The Best PA Award - Nathan Hall
8) Worst Movie of the Year Award - ANYTHING BY METRO INTERACTIVE (look who's talking, this coming from Definance)
9) The Biggest Drug Dealer Award - NOT TELLING!!!!!!!!
10) Biggest Pothead Award - Taylor Mother Fucking Rain(muthafukin retard)
11) Best Dog Award - tie between Bandit, Rhiannon and Fayner(bullshit it's Kaiser & Harley Davidson)
12) Biggest Dirtbag - Tyler Wood (nope it's Scott Fayner)
13) Most In Need Of A Shower Award - Fayner (correct)
14) Most In Need Of A Breathmint Award - tie between Anthony Hardwood & Lee Stone
15) Sexiest Bitch Award - Jenna Jameson (I dont think so)
16) Best Newcummer Award - Tiffany Taylor (gotta disagree here)
17) The "I Need To Retire NOW" Award - Chasey Lain (more than just her, what about Janine, Genesis, etc..)
18) Most BI-POLAR Award - Kayla Marie (Kara Bare, Genesis a/k/a Kaydence Price Flakes)
19) The "I'll DO Anything for $5" Award - Tiffany Holiday (true, but there are others also)
20) My Boobjob Sucks Award - Naudia Hilton (I dont know her)
21) The White Trash Award- Brandi Lyons (I can think of many)
22) Best Ass Award - Katja Kassin
23) Worst Ass Award - Cindy Crawford (crackhead??)
24) The "I Can't Leave The House Without Makeup" Award - Rita Faltoyano (I think she is pretty)
25) Nicest Person Award - Nadia Styles
26) Biggest Overbite Award - Shy Love (ugly troll)
27) Best Couple Award - Jesse Jane & Rich Jane(um NO)
28) Biggest Overall Skank Award - tie between Tiffany Holiday & Vanessa Lain (keep going w/this list)
29) "Steroids? Me?" Steroids Award - tie between Jay Ashley and Tommy Gunn (what about John West and Grant Michaels)
30) Best Lesbian Scene Award - Tory Lane & Vanessa Lane from Dirty Dykes
31) Best Anal Performer Award - Lauren Phoenix (I agree w/this but I also agree w/Gia Jordan's ass performances)
32) Most Elegant Girl In Porn Award - Hannah Harper(Is this true?)
33) Biggest DipShit Award - Moral Leader/Luke Ford (this list would be toooo long)
34) Biggest Porno Primadonna - Kurt Lockwood (alot of others)
35) Most Dramatic Couple Award - Bridgette Kerkove & Skeeter Kerkove (I thought they broke up??)
36) Biggest Cock For A White Boy Award - Winston Burbank
37) Most Crooked Dick Award - Scott Fayner (most yucky dick award)
38) I Need An Injection To Get Hard Award - tie between Ben English and Joel Lawrence
39) Best Adult Industry Gossip Site Award - AVN.com (TOTAL BULLSHIT)
40) Best Porno Company Award - Defiance Films / Torrid Entertainment (no, I'm not bias) (BULLSHIT HE IS, DEFINANCE SUCKS AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY)
41) Best Director in Porn Award - tie between Taylor Rain & Vincent Voss (AGAIN TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL TOTAL BULLSHIT)