Sheila the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband; "Bruce, Bruce! I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor with my fanny!"

"Strewth," Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba."

He returns with his mate and they both tried to pull her up.

"No way. We can't do it," Cobba said. "Lets try Plan B."

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What the hell is Plan B?"

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Cobba.

"Spot on," Said Bruce. "And while you’re going to get your tools, I'll stay here and play with her tits."

"Play with her tits?" exclaimed Cobba. "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"

"Nah!" says Bruce, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."