the guy who embezzled his own college fund to turn his arms blue. over a period of years and bearded "bears" in leather clothing out of the village people doing it to him with needles of varying degrees of sterility.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits