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#132813 - 12/11/05 04:09 AM
Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Dear Santa,
I have been a very good boy, I haven't even murdered any hookers and buried them out back or anything this year. I have defiled many muslim and hindu women (I know how you hate the heathens) on my overseas trips this year. The following are the thing I would like for Christmas:
a puppy
a new plasma TV
Gia Jordans ass attached to my face
A picture of smartt's bloated rotting corpse face down in a body of water
A hillshire farms summer sausage made from pirate / swami / jsucka's small intestine
Some antibiotics for ryan knox and his throat gonorrhea
Thank You,
have2cit
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#132814 - 12/11/05 04:25 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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. . . and a partridge in a pear tree . . .
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#132816 - 12/12/05 05:34 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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have2cit,
Merry Christmas, baby.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#132820 - 12/12/05 10:21 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Now you can look at that picture and pretend to have sex with it!
You lucky dog-
You can do the same thing, Ryan.
This probably isn't the right place to point it out but it's becoming obvious that this is Gia Jordans world and we're just living in it.
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#132821 - 12/12/05 11:22 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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have2cit,
Merry Christmas, baby.
Damn! 
I miss that, why don't asian girls don't have asses like that? 
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#132822 - 12/12/05 11:28 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ryan,
Asians don't mave moldy dick holes in their chest, that makes you extra speacial too. When I get back, come on over and wear that pretty pink dress you like.
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#132823 - 12/13/05 12:33 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#132825 - 12/13/05 03:42 AM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Okey Dokey-
What a lame ass cop out ryan, I guess I was just expecting too much from you man-whore. I can't believe they taught you to give in without a fight in that trailer you grew up in? It's always a pussy who tries defuse a good flame war with a neutral statement. If you don't want to play bitch, stay out of the cage.
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#132827 - 12/13/05 10:49 AM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#132828 - 12/13/05 07:26 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I so own you man. Gia came up big with a great xmas gift I think you should too. I'll probably need 6 or 7 grand for a decent plasma TV and you make about $100 a scene? So that would be about 60 or 70 loads you'd have to swallow to make that kinda scratch, right? 60 or 70 loads from what people have been pm'ing me you should be able to pull that off in a day so cough it, I don't men that literally, I would hate think of meth head like you loosing the only protein they get in your diet.
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#132830 - 12/13/05 09:23 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Your grammar sucks dude.
Take an English composition refresher course or something.
Everyone that reads your posts becomes less intelligent with each passing post.
They send you PM messages because yhey're too afraid to post what they really think.
Ya' know-
Hello, pot. Meet kettle!
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#132832 - 12/13/05 11:47 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Why don't you just threaten to kick my ass ryan if thats all you have left? Cage door is open don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out, and please mop up your blood as you go?
I always hated English courses, I thought it unfair that I had to take English while the English majors weren't force to take statics or dynamics.
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#132834 - 12/14/05 02:59 AM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Of course they had PE you dip shit but nothing required for my major so I played a lot of intramural sports. Lets focus on the challenges in your life shall we? Sobriety, the sores you get on your genitals, scoring the next fix, profuse anal bleeding, and lets not forget the big one heterosexuality. Have you got my plasma TV yet, chop-chop bitch.
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#132836 - 12/14/05 04:09 AM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Sobriety is only overrated when you're a corn feed inbreed meth head. The Johns you take on the side must go mad dog on your cock to leave sores, but I was referring to the genital herpes, you know the reason you take valtrex daily when you can score it. For your information the only women I've ever fucked were born women as I suspect you were also. Falling in love with me? Looks like you got the sex change a little too early then. While you can never be my girlfriend you can continue to be my bitch.
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#132839 - 12/14/05 12:00 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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#132842 - 12/14/05 02:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the guy who embezzled his own college fund to turn his arms blue. over a period of years and bearded "bears" in leather clothing out of the village people doing it to him with needles of varying degrees of sterility.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#132844 - 12/14/05 03:19 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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it's true knox, i've spilled a gallon of seed to you. step it up a notch or two and you'll fit right in here, you've got more fight in you than i'd thought a month ago.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#132845 - 12/14/05 07:29 PM
Re: Dear Santa Clause
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I had no idea that you we're an inbred meth head!
It is natural for you to have sex with women that were born that way. What isn't natural is you asking them to shove a strap-on up your ass but hey, whatever floats your boat.
I'll still let you and all of the other Johns blow me as long as ya'll keep payin.'
Just make sure that your breakout is under control this time, those herpes you gave me nearly put me out of work for a whole day!
Oh how the pearls of your wit flow from fingers to keyboard to here. Next time just write I know you are but what am I, it will be such time saver for you. 
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