As 2005 winds down we can all agree its been a pretty quiet year for porn aside from the whole government taking large amounts of money from it in one hand and condemning the industry with the other which is pretty much boring to the majority of porn fans , myself included. Having said that I expect 2006 to be a big year and heres a few of the monkey's predictions fo what to expect.


Taylor Hayes hits rock bottom: She burns two major bridges within the porn industry and resorts to performing a scene with Doron D for $500, selling her dignity (whats left) and spankability with it.

probability of this happening: (58%)






Pencil sex becomes the number 1 killer within porn: New industry fad , sticking large amounts of pencils in starlets vaginas becomes the number one killer in porn when 3 actresses die of lead poisoning

probability of this happening: (79%)




Jenna Jameson falls into a coma during scene with ashton moore: Jenna gets struck hard in the head when one of ashtons over the top bolt ons explodes from her chest at peak climax during her scene with jenna, knocking her out cold, she ends up on life support for 6 months to awake with half her body paralyzed, doing what many botched plastic surgeries and drugged out bachelor parties couldn't, end her career.

probability of this happening: (96% a monkey can wish)




Natasha Dolling performs in more then 10 scenes.

probability of this happening: (3%)


Savanna Samson's wine becomes the new crystal: Savanna opens her own vineyard and her booze takes off in the rap community, with people popping off savanna's top of the line bottles of 2005 SS scores, which is made from grapes that savanna squeezes between her legs on the main stage of scores which is left on stage overnight to air out, before being bottled up and sold at 2 grand a bottle.


probability of this happening: (84%)