While Keri is originally from NY, the whore should definitely have stayed out there, where UCLA professors offer classes in porn production and other "moons-for-goons" smut classes like that. I think she will find a different reception from accademia on the right coast then out in CA. The stigma of porn will affect her more back East. Think of what she'll have to say when asked to explain the span of time between graduating high school and applying for entrance:

School: So, Ms. Sable (for lack of her real name), how have you diverted yourself in the past year?
KS: Uhh...working?
S: Ahh, in what line?
KS: I made some movies.
S: Excellent, a cinemaphile. Were you planning on pursuing that as an undergraduate?
KS: I'm interested in physical therapy. I know a lot about people's bodies.
S: Oh, so your movies were more instructional-types?
KS: You could say that.
S: Any titles I might recognize?
KS: Well [starts to loosen up]...uh...there was one called "O Ring Blowout," [starts to reminisce fondly over her porn past] and then, there was this awesome one called "Cum-Filled Asshole Overload 2." It was awesome!
S: Thank you ma'am...good luck in Junior College...NEXT!

Her stoner tendencies won't help much, either. You can go through public school as a stoner and cop a 3.8. Hell, I went through a Jesuit high school drinking like a fish every weekend and got a 3.9. But college is different. I knew plenty of stoners at Dartmouth. They got in because the family pulled some weight. Will Dad vouch for his porn-whore daughter after she skipped out on them with no notice? If she rolls up to an Ivy Legue doorstep, I'm driving straight to Hanover to return my sheepskin.