Except there's not as much money in porn as there was in the Mob. At its height, Mafia families were taking in as much money as the top 10 Industrial corporations in the United States. Combined. Porn is arguably at it's height and it's still only worth...MAX..10 billion. Realistically more like 5 billion. Ain't so much.

"We're bigger than U.S. Steel" is a true quote. It was in The Godfather, but they cribbed it from Meyer Lansky.

Oh...and Mobsters have more style than porn men. Al Capone used to wear a creamy white Borselino Fedora, hand-tailored suits, and a pinky ring with an 11 1/2 carat South African diamond worth about $50,000.

As opposed to...



Sorry. The Mob will always be cooler than a bunch of people who I only care about for 15 minutes while I jerk off. No offense.