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#132730 - 12/11/05 02:44 AM
Re: Porn is like the Mafia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Pretty good, Monkey, pretty good. But explain the part about ending up with a horse's head in the bed.
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#132732 - 12/11/05 04:01 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/08/05
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Except there's not as much money in porn as there was in the Mob. At its height, Mafia families were taking in as much money as the top 10 Industrial corporations in the United States. Combined. Porn is arguably at it's height and it's still only worth...MAX..10 billion. Realistically more like 5 billion. Ain't so much. "We're bigger than U.S. Steel" is a true quote. It was in The Godfather, but they cribbed it from Meyer Lansky. Oh...and Mobsters have more style than porn men. Al Capone used to wear a creamy white Borselino Fedora, hand-tailored suits, and a pinky ring with an 11 1/2 carat South African diamond worth about $50,000. As opposed to...  Sorry. The Mob will always be cooler than a bunch of people who I only care about for 15 minutes while I jerk off. No offense.
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#132733 - 12/11/05 07:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Just read that keri sable has left wicked to further her education on the east coast. It got me thinking, Porn is like the mafia, once you are in it, you never leave it, it never leaves you. Once you step in the door, thats it. It follows you until the grave, its your deep dark secret that is out there waiting to be discovered and you never know when you are going to get whacked (HIV) it could happen on any given day by the person you least expect (best friend and room mate of 3 years whos recently returned from a south american trip who you are doing a DP with the following tuesday). Theres lot of different families (companies) and theres always drama between and within them. If you fuck up then they turn their back on you much the same way with the mob, and if you go public and declare how porn used and abused you its treated with the same regard as if you rat to the cops within the mob. You are a target. Theres no real point to this thread just some very similar parallels.
This has inspired several "things-best-left-unsaid-type" thoughts & Themes in my hopelessly jaded, introspective brain, some of which I will include in new threads, but for now, let me say this:
1) Her decision to pursue school is something Da Burglar will always applaud, but why the east coast? This smacks of running away and hiding (sort of)...I mean California has some great schools, and since obviously she is a CA resident, the ease, accessibility and opportunity is significant. Unless someone wants to tell me she was accepted at an Ivy League school (I will pay money for accurate info if that is the case)...
What is she running from? Is it the temptation that, when school gets difficult or at times boring, that she will go back to Porn? The reality in life is that the HARDEST thing for people to do on a consistent everyday basis is THINK and use their brains, and Think well...
Or Is it an attempt to go where she can have a better chance to escape her recent life decisions and not be recognized/harrassed/inundated with Marriage proposals? It is my opinion that, unless she has more plastic surgery and of a radical nature, she will be just as likely to be recognized in some east Coast city...perhaps more so... which leads me to...
2) Whereever she ends up going and staying, someone will recognize her as the hot-in-an-artificial-way 19 year old chick reknowned for shitting five loads out of her rectum into a small glass sorbet bowl and happily eating the mess as Erik "Future Pfizer AZT Spokesperson" Everhard pours it in while encouraging her in his deceptively soft, tender voice "there we go...let me see..show it to us..." (Yes Cum Filled Asshole Overload #2 is one of the four and a half porn titles Da Burglar watched in its entirety this year...it was recommended by my Sex Therapist...See my 'Is Porn Healthy For Relationships Thread')... At some point during her walks to class across freshly mowed grass on some campus of Higher Learning, some guy/pervert/married couple-whose-marriage-was-saved-through-cumfarting is going to approach her and express thanks, appreciation and/or ejaculations right on the spot. You heard it here first...
3) The lifestyle switch is too drastic. Salmon do not jump from the predator infested ocean to the middle of a serene freshwater lake in one day...the journey is long and gradual, and the salmon spend considerable time at the mouth of a freshwater river that empties into the ocean to acclimate themselves somewhat to the change...
If she's serious about school, and it's a decent school, it will be extremely difficult spending chunks of time on tanning, spas, pedicures, weekly beauty parlor visits, waking up only when you feel like it, going to bed only when you feel like it, etc etc etc. Now perhaps she has a master plan...perhaps it involves the increasingly popular educational strategy to fuck/suck/cumfart your way to a degree that is popular with many hot, attractive girls at universities all across this great hypocritical land of ours. She does have tools and options that give her an edge, no doubt about that...
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#132734 - 12/11/05 09:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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While Keri is originally from NY, the whore should definitely have stayed out there, where UCLA professors offer classes in porn production and other "moons-for-goons" smut classes like that. I think she will find a different reception from accademia on the right coast then out in CA. The stigma of porn will affect her more back East. Think of what she'll have to say when asked to explain the span of time between graduating high school and applying for entrance: School: So, Ms. Sable (for lack of her real name), how have you diverted yourself in the past year? KS: Uhh...working? S: Ahh, in what line? KS: I made some movies. S: Excellent, a cinemaphile. Were you planning on pursuing that as an undergraduate? KS: I'm interested in physical therapy. I know a lot about people's bodies. S: Oh, so your movies were more instructional-types? KS: You could say that. S: Any titles I might recognize? KS: Well [starts to loosen up]...uh...there was one called "O Ring Blowout," [starts to reminisce fondly over her porn past] and then, there was this awesome one called "Cum-Filled Asshole Overload 2." It was awesome! S: Thank you ma'am...good luck in Junior College...NEXT! Her stoner tendencies won't help much, either. You can go through public school as a stoner and cop a 3.8. Hell, I went through a Jesuit high school drinking like a fish every weekend and got a 3.9. But college is different. I knew plenty of stoners at Dartmouth. They got in because the family pulled some weight. Will Dad vouch for his porn-whore daughter after she skipped out on them with no notice? If she rolls up to an Ivy Legue doorstep, I'm driving straight to Hanover to return my sheepskin. 
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#132735 - 12/11/05 03:20 PM
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Pretty good, Monkey, pretty good. But explain the part about ending up with a horse's head in the bed.
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#132736 - 12/11/05 06:25 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/07/05
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The TunaCan needs to find out were she is on the east coast!!
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#132737 - 12/11/05 07:40 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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I think its all just a rumor. Keri likes $600 shoes, she isn't going to give that up any time soon.
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#132739 - 12/12/05 07:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Her parents paid for her surgery as a high school graduation present, which is quite common now for parents to do. They didn't do it for porn, they did it because it was something Keri had been wanting a long time.
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#132740 - 12/12/05 09:14 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Just read that keri sable has left wicked to further her education on the east coast. It got me thinking, Porn is like the mafia, once you are in it, you never leave it, it never leaves you. Once you step in the door, thats it. It follows you until the grave, its your deep dark secret that is out there waiting to be discovered and you never know when you are going to get whacked (HIV) it could happen on any given day by the person you least expect (best friend and room mate of 3 years whos recently returned from a south american trip who you are doing a DP with the following tuesday). Theres lot of different families (companies) and theres always drama between and within them. If you fuck up then they turn their back on you much the same way with the mob, and if you go public and declare how porn used and abused you its treated with the same regard as if you rat to the cops within the mob. You are a target. Theres no real point to this thread just some very similar parallels.
1. Keri is apparently from upstate NY, but I would doubt she's going to Cornell. Remember folks, U of Miami is also on the E coast, and there's no shortage of flaky bimbos going there (to say nothing of thousads of JCs up and down the coast)
2. While her career in porn will certainly follow her like the mark of Cain it is, Leanni Lei went back to school in Connecticut, and from reading her website and blog she seems very well adjusted.
3. As far as a penchant for $600 shoes goes - her short-lived porn career will guarantee her a steady stream of wealthy professional men willing to buy them for her in exchange for ejaculating on her surgically enhanced face. No shame in that (well, not any more than she's already got).
Frankly Keri, I wish you the best of luck, and I thank you for giving me the opportunity to masturbate to images of your defilement from time to time. 
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#132741 - 12/12/05 10:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Just read that keri sable has left wicked to further her education on the east coast. It got me thinking, Porn is like the mafia, once you are in it, you never leave it, it never leaves you. Once you step in the door, thats it. It follows you until the grave, its your deep dark secret that is out there waiting to be discovered and you never know when you are going to get whacked (HIV) it could happen on any given day by the person you least expect (best friend and room mate of 3 years whos recently returned from a south american trip who you are doing a DP with the following tuesday). Theres lot of different families (companies) and theres always drama between and within them. If you fuck up then they turn their back on you much the same way with the mob, and if you go public and declare how porn used and abused you its treated with the same regard as if you rat to the cops within the mob. You are a target. Theres no real point to this thread just some very similar parallels.
1. Keri is apparently from upstate NY, but I would doubt she's going to Cornell. Remember folks, U of Miami is also on the E coast, and there's no shortage of flaky bimbos going there (to say nothing of thousads of JCs up and down the coast)
2. While her career in porn will certainly follow her like the mark of Cain it is, Leanni Lei went back to school in Connecticut, and from reading her website and blog she seems very well adjusted.
3. As far as a penchant for $600 shoes goes - her short-lived porn career will guarantee her a steady stream of wealthy professional men willing to buy them for her in exchange for ejaculating on her surgically enhanced face. No shame in that (well, not any more than she's already got).
Frankly Keri, I wish you the best of luck, and I thank you for giving me the opportunity to masturbate to images of your defilement from time to time.
Soopergriz may be the most honest, well adjusted, unpretentious guilt-free pervert on XPT, maybe in the whole world.
His avatar still rocks...fuckin obesity in american children, I tell ya.
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#132742 - 12/12/05 05:18 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
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Where's Leanni Lei's blog? Do you mind posting the url?
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#132743 - 12/12/05 06:06 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Leanni's Website Leanni's Blog Here's a sample for you too lazy to click the link:
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
To Do, Can Do, Can't Do
I found this list game from another blogger here on blogspot. I thought it was cute and maybe a bit fun. I knew I should have bookmarked the page so I may give credit to the original poster.
Anyway...
Seven things I plan to do:
1. Take a helicopter ride over Hawaii to view active volcanoes
2. Adopt a golden retriever puppy
3. Take up tai-chi
4. Organize my overflow of shoes and jackets
5. See Miss Saigon
6. Stop my coolatta habit
7. Play an hour of blackjack
Seven things I can do:
1. Drive a 5 speed
2. Make a true homemade Italian spaghetti sauce
3. Clear Mahjongg tiles in 34 seconds
4. Eat hard-shelled crabs for 4 hours
5. Organize an itinerary
6. Determine the efficiency of a product mathematically
7. Play baseball
Seven things I can't do:
1. Swim
2. Ask for directions
3. Ride a ferris wheel
4. Hook up my playstation
5. Speak a foreign language
6. Watch surgical tv without cringing
7. Take a left turn on a two way road without nervousness
There you have it...a little about Leanni!
posted by Leanni Lei @ 4:24 AM
Don't get me wrong, it's not like reading James Joyce, she's just a nice, reasonably intelligent young lady who has gone back to school after taking a few years off to have ex-cons sodomize her repeatedly for the masturbatory amusement of pedophiles of all ages.
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#132745 - 12/12/05 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I partly grew up on the East Coast. It wasn't that big of a deal at my high school.
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