In tribute of the recent longshot baby penis revelation ive decided to honor those in porn who are equipped with poodle cocks. I figure 40% of the people that read here are gay, bi or bi curious, led by kyoto, monstar, tantas daddy, gypsy, jrv and so on.

Heres the 5 most famous poodle cocks in no particular order

1. Max hardcore 5 inches: He hates women, the government and anyone who doesn't find a relative attractive, but a lot of it stems from the fact he has an undeveloped baby penis, ironic that the person who invented the gag scene has a cock that can't reach the tonsils on most people.


2. rob longshot 4 1/2 inches: Small penis, small forearms, ugly head, untanned body, poor personal hygiene, all qualities required in order to perform with gen padova.

3. alex sanders 5 1/2 inches: Its mind blowing that someone this ugly and unimpressive both sexually and in length has banged nearly every hot contract performer from the early to mid 90s.


4. smartt 5 3/4 inches (6 1/4 if he could drop 40 pounds): Now i know its a stretch to include him as a porn performer but smartt is a major star in brazil with his beach peddled series the lost boys, independently released by smartt of footage he has shot of himself fucking runaway street kids and trannys with the use of a $15 hand torch and 1989 sony video camera 5 feet into his private cave which once the camera shuts off they never leave from.


5. ed powers (4 1/2 inches): Never see his shit but he tends to fuck a lot of future contract stars before they know any better and get the chewed up look thats awaiting them 2 years down the track.

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