Oh this is a Classic...EVERY stripper I have ever had tea and crumpets with has a story about a customer who comes in and starts preaching the gospel. It's funny shit...I have often thought of doing this my self, but with a little editorial slight of hand to get the chick in the mooood....
"Thou shall Commit Fornication and Like it...a lot..." etc etc etc Here's a c-note, babe, why don't you like it even more for me...ohhhh yeahhhh a little more....oh yes you are loving it aren't ya?
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Are you gonna eat that?