J.M. Announces AVN Expo Booth Signers
December 9, 2005

Chatsworth, CA – As the holidays approach it’s important to take pause and give thanks for the good fortune that has blessed us all this year. It is a time to be close to our friends and family and celebrate life and rejoice in holiday reverie. But, shortly after the last presents are opened and the final morsels of left over turkey and ham have been devoured, it will be time once again to return to the mundane drudgeries of our modern life of depraved and dysfunctional chronic masturbation. But who would be a better to usher in a new year and celebrate the decay of society with than your favorite whores at the 2006 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) in hedonistic Las Vegas, Nevada, January 5-8, 2006.

J.M. Productions is proud to announce the lineup of whores who will be signing at their booth for this year’s AEE, including contract whore and director Ashley Blue, alongside JM fan favorite Missy Monroe, and the girls of Khan Tusion’s Pariah Pictures: Melissa Lauren, Ava Divine, and Domino.

At last year’s show JM management had placed Ashley Blue in charge of overseeing the other whores, but unfortunately that did not go as smoothly as planned. “I don’t know why everyone blames me for what happened,” complains Ashley, “I had only turned my back for a few seconds when Ava Divine simply disappeared.”

When they found Ava four hours later she was puking up cum in a men’s room toilet. “I met some nice guys who were attending a sanitation convention in a nearby banquet room,” explained Ava, “I ended up blowing a couple dozen of them for fun, but I guess one of their loads didn’t agree with me. It smelled kinda bad.”

Porn fans should be advised that the lineup of show signers is subject to change. “The reality of this business is that girls go missing or die of a drug overdose every day,” explains Pariah co-founder Frank Wank, “After last year’s show we figured we’d get a running start for this year and scheduled Britney Madison to sign. What a waste of time that was.”

Unfortunately, for the second year in a row the diabolical director Khan Tusion won’t be able to make it to the show. “Last time I went out there a few years ago the girl I was with had an unfortunate accident,” explains Khan, “Now the LVPD wants to ask me a few questions about my fireplace poker collection. That’s a conversation I really don’t want to have.”

J.M. has every expectation that this year’s show will be the best ever. It will be a great opportunity for our customers to learn more about our exciting offerings and meet their favorite whores. Fans and distributors are encouraged to visit the perverts at J.M. Productions and their gaggle of whores at booth #3043 from January 5th to 8th.

I will be signing autographs after 12 noon on Saturday...bring your own crayon.

Khan is cool!

GREAT FUCKIN LIST... DAMN....

I wish I was able to attend this year.