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Now you misanthropes did it. Firewall took down his site and is begging NoahPed to stand up for his honor between choking sobs right now.

Thankfully I saved one--in my opinion, as a kid that thought the Jerry Lewis Telethon was funny in the parts it was supposed to be sad and sad in the parts it was supposed to be funny, the best.







Holy shit, how did i miss these gems down the bottom here. He took his site down? FUCK. So what does that leave now? the randi wright message board female stalker girl with weird russian coffee stained teeth? Is that it? We lost adt watch guy, crippled jenna fan, swami and sammura. Just a devastating blow to the cage comic relief. Speaking of which, where in the fuck is garfield?

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you know what's funny? other than GUAPO, i mean?
the fact is that's a strip-joint. they sell sex, sexiness, booze and the illusion of a good time.

if anyone could possibly have a good time with the creepiest looking guy ever in a wheelchair doing the "electric slide" and pointing to the sky while shouting and spitting all over himself, i'd be suprised.

that guy must clear out every social situation he's entered, not because he's crippled, loud, and incredibly-repulsive in visage, but...but....that's kinda the truth, i lied.




I know right?. Amazing that someone like julia roberts gets piad $10 million to make people believe she can live in a trailor park and these girls get $20 to make creepy guys believe they are interested in them while grinding on their laps, you tell me which is harder sell?.


The thing thats so disturbing about cripple english jenna fan is the contradictions , i mean on his site one moment hes the friendly handicapped uncle in a quiet english garden drinking tea with the elderly and the next he is in a sleazy vegas strip club laughing uncontrollably as jenna and krystal steal pretend to blow a 12 inch black dildo.
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