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#132064 - 12/09/05 11:31 AM
Cage sucks now
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Most of the people who made it what it was are gone, garfield, bishop, sammura, swami, that black guy from the Bahamas whos parents were shammed in their village when news spread of what he was doing to earn cash in the states guy, pariah, meliss, even that guy who gets homeless women to pose in florescent dresses so he can take pictures and pretend that its his wife guy aka tantas daddy. Kyotos barely around, theres no fuel in any threads, its just flat and then add on the jrv factor and it makes one depressed monkey.  Well it had a good run, maybe if i leave and comeback like in 6 months it might of aged well like cheap wine. btw, does anyone remember the web address of crippled jenna fans website?.
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#132065 - 12/09/05 12:19 PM
Re: Cage sucks now
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You're right on every count as usual. I'm partly to blame. http://www.firewallsdiary.com/
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#132066 - 12/09/05 07:04 PM
Re: Cage sucks now
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Most of the people who made it what it was are gone, garfield, bishop, sammura, swami, that black guy from the Bahamas whos parents were shammed in their village when news spread of what he was doing to earn cash in the states guy, pariah, meliss, even that guy who gets homeless women to pose in florescent dresses so he can take pictures and pretend that its his wife guy aka tantas daddy. Kyotos barely around, theres no fuel in any threads, its just flat and then add on the jrv factor and it makes one depressed monkey. Well it had a good run, maybe if i leave and comeback like in 6 months it might of aged well like cheap wine.
I have mixed feelings about the direction of the cage. It was sad to Garfield to go, he was fun to kick around. As far as sammura and swami how many times can they fly over the edge and it still be entertaining? We did pick up some good posters (WilleD for example). Willie won't melt down, and he will most likely stick around for the long haul.
On the plus side we lost kami, and picked up Gia and Ashley. If we can keep Cindy Crawford around, and pick up Jewel "I luv all-u-can eat buffets"D'Nyle & Jessica "I hate niggas" Darlin that would be a step in the right direction.
But you are right about there being no fire in the posts. I wonder if the cage isn't a victim of its own success. We scared off all the lackeys, except for smut mutant and smutfiend.
The cage started with a big bang, now we need to retune it for the long haul. Just my take.
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After looking through his website, I have never been happier to not be him.
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#132067 - 12/09/05 07:30 PM
Re: Cage sucks now
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/05
Posts: 29
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Go-Bot, what makes you so sure you're not one of the lackeys?
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#132071 - 12/14/05 02:18 PM
Re: Cage sucks now
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you know what's funny? other than GUAPO, i mean?
the fact is that's a strip-joint. they sell sex, sexiness, booze and the illusion of a good time.
if anyone could possibly have a good time with the creepiest looking guy ever in a wheelchair doing the "electric slide" and pointing to the sky while shouting and spitting all over himself, i'd be suprised.
that guy must clear out every social situation he's entered, not because he's crippled, loud, and incredibly-repulsive in visage, but...but....that's kinda the truth, i lied.
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#132072 - 12/14/05 03:07 PM
Re: Cage sucks now
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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you know what's funny? other than GUAPO, i mean?
the fact is that's a strip-joint. they sell sex, sexiness, booze and the illusion of a good time.
if anyone could possibly have a good time with the creepiest looking guy ever in a wheelchair doing the "electric slide" and pointing to the sky while shouting and spitting all over himself, i'd be suprised.
that guy must clear out every social situation he's entered, not because he's crippled, loud, and incredibly-repulsive in visage, but...but....that's kinda the truth, i lied.
There are certain things, instincts if you will that you learn when you're in a w/chair. Stay out of the busy streets, avoid trying to participate in activities like Line Dancing and Irish Step Dance, and locate an out of the way corner in a strip club away from the center of everyone's focus. Honestly, I think he's just having a seizure here...seizures are weird, you never know what might happen.
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#132073 - 12/16/05 03:13 AM
Re: Cage sucks now
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Now you misanthropes did it. Firewall took down his site and is begging NoahPed to stand up for his honor between choking sobs right now.
Thankfully I saved one--in my opinion, as a kid that thought the Jerry Lewis Telethon was funny in the parts it was supposed to be sad and sad in the parts it was supposed to be funny, the best.
Holy shit, how did i miss these gems down the bottom here. He took his site down? FUCK. So what does that leave now? the randi wright message board female stalker girl with weird russian coffee stained teeth? Is that it? We lost adt watch guy, crippled jenna fan, swami and sammura. Just a devastating blow to the cage comic relief. Speaking of which, where in the fuck is garfield?
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you know what's funny? other than GUAPO, i mean?
the fact is that's a strip-joint. they sell sex, sexiness, booze and the illusion of a good time.
if anyone could possibly have a good time with the creepiest looking guy ever in a wheelchair doing the "electric slide" and pointing to the sky while shouting and spitting all over himself, i'd be suprised.
that guy must clear out every social situation he's entered, not because he's crippled, loud, and incredibly-repulsive in visage, but...but....that's kinda the truth, i lied.
I know right?. Amazing that someone like julia roberts gets piad $10 million to make people believe she can live in a trailor park and these girls get $20 to make creepy guys believe they are interested in them while grinding on their laps, you tell me which is harder sell?.
The thing thats so disturbing about cripple english jenna fan is the contradictions , i mean on his site one moment hes the friendly handicapped uncle in a quiet english garden drinking tea with the elderly and the next he is in a sleazy vegas strip club laughing uncontrollably as jenna and krystal steal pretend to blow a 12 inch black dildo.
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#132075 - 12/17/05 07:18 AM
Re: Firewall does Shakespeare
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Where are the ones of his face close up?. There was a few of those before, please tell me someone saved them.
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#132076 - 12/19/05 08:17 PM
Re: Firewall does Shakespeare
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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I'm back Biatch 
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#132077 - 12/19/05 08:35 PM
Re: Firewall does Shakespeare
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#132078 - 12/19/05 08:52 PM
Re: Firewall does Shakespeare
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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