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#132040 - 12/09/05 11:00 AM Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Hillary,

Look, I am not joking ... I really took that personally. I would never set out to hurt anyone who is already suffering, but you just hit a nerve. If you think just because I don't have a lot of sex that I am less of a person or I am not qualified to understand HEALTH issues, that is just not right. Look, I LIKE YOU A LOT. That should be obvious already, for christ sakes. But did you ever stop and think that maybe I have challenges and that, despite my efforts to be funny & cute, women today are more interested in guys who are 100% PERFECT. That is a fact ok, our society is all about looks, and if someone is disabled, well if you want to have a lot of sex forget it. Aint happening. I am not feeling sorry for myself, that's just the way it is...THAT IS MY REALITY/FACT OF LIFE. Which I can deal with, and even find happiness...guess how? By jerking off, and you provide that, just like you pointed out in your thread. You are a porn star. I APPRECIATE THAT, and thats why I tried to be your friend ... but for you to just come out and slam those of us just because we don't get a lot of pussy is not fair.

But I will apologize NOW to you because I still like you and I am a very forgiving person myself. I overreacted ok? I admit it. I will leave you alone now and I will not say Hello at AVN, I dont want to make you feel uncomfortable.

Peace, DB
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#132041 - 12/09/05 03:38 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Awww Burg come on forget about it. Im sure she meant the "WHOLE LOT OF YA" not just you. STOP obsessing on stupid shit like this. There are other things to life ( A REAL LIFE) that will just make you forget all about her.

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#132042 - 12/09/05 03:43 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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There are other things to life that will just make you forget all about her.




Yeah, like nachos!

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#132043 - 12/09/05 05:32 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
haileyyoung Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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There are other things to life that will just make you forget all about her.




Yeah, like nachos!





Or Hailey Young riding you on your new wheelchair in vegas!!!

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#132044 - 12/09/05 08:23 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
You run the XPT Crew at AEE. Get back in da game.





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#132045 - 12/09/05 09:05 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
No one ever gets my threads....Who the Fuck comes into the Monkey Cage and Apologizes with an actual REAL apology? Read my Apology post, and see if ANYONE can find the latent sarcasm and vindictive anger that have made me the shithead that I am here at XPT. Monkey has been forwarded the PMs between me and Hillary, as embarrassing as they may be for me. I left out one good one from Smutmutant, begging me to leave Hillary alone....

How many people think My Apology To Hillary was Sincere?


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#132046 - 12/09/05 09:32 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
the world is back to normal...i can go now.

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#132047 - 12/10/05 09:55 AM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

There are other things to life that will just make you forget all about her.




Yeah, like nachos!





Or Hailey Young riding you on your new wheelchair in vegas!!!


Yeah right Hailey, you know you are his favorite..

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#132048 - 12/11/05 04:23 AM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
baphometdemon Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/08/05
Posts: 62
Quote:

Hillary,

Look, I am not joking ... I really took that personally. I would never set out to hurt anyone who is already suffering, but you just hit a nerve. If you think just because I don't have a lot of sex that I am less of a person or I am not qualified to understand HEALTH issues, that is just not right. Look, I LIKE YOU A LOT. That should be obvious already, for christ sakes. But did you ever stop and think that maybe I have challenges and that, despite my efforts to be funny & cute, women today are more interested in guys who are 100% PERFECT. That is a fact ok, our society is all about looks, and if someone is disabled, well if you want to have a lot of sex forget it. Aint happening. I am not feeling sorry for myself, that's just the way it is...THAT IS MY REALITY/FACT OF LIFE. Which I can deal with, and even find happiness...guess how? By jerking off, and you provide that, just like you pointed out in your thread. You are a porn star. I APPRECIATE THAT, and thats why I tried to be your friend ... but for you to just come out and slam those of us just because we don't get a lot of pussy is not fair.

But I will apologize NOW to you because I still like you and I am a very forgiving person myself. I overreacted ok? I admit it. I will leave you alone now and I will not say Hello at AVN, I dont want to make you feel uncomfortable.

Peace, DB




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#132049 - 12/11/05 03:27 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
HillaryScott Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/20/05
Posts: 71
I never insulted XPT posters in general for not getting enough pussy. I made an easy jab at a select few that didn't include yourself.

Now you are fowarding PM's and writing fake apologies.....I wish I was that easily amused.



P.S. I will be at the Platinum X and Elegant Angel booths in Vegas. You are more then welcome to come by and share your "feelings" in person.

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#132050 - 12/11/05 04:17 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

You are more then welcome to come by and share your "feelings" in person.




By "feelings" do you also mean genetic coding?

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#132051 - 12/11/05 10:04 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I never insulted XPT posters in general for not getting enough pussy. I made an easy jab at a select few that didn't include yourself.

Now you are fowarding PM's and writing fake apologies.....I wish I was that easily amused.



P.S. I will be at the Platinum X and Elegant Angel booths in Vegas. You are more then welcome to come by and share your "feelings" in person.





Ummm, no, there was no distinction in your post about who was not getting any pussy and thus ignorant of yeast infections, and I am sorry, but a "star" of your magnitude who says she is quitting and going home to chicago because of a common feminine hygiene issue is newsworthy. As I said in one of my supportive messages you help keep population control in effect. If you quit making porn, there are ramifications....I will indeed come see you at AVN...

I can't really apologize for a fake apology, (lets call it an .alt apology.) Nobody understood it right away anyhow....
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#132052 - 12/12/05 10:55 AM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I say drop this crap all together. This is beginning to be pathetic and taken way too personal on so many ends. Or I'm gonna rip my hair out, eyes, out and asshole out so you all can finally see my pink sock... okay, not really but ya know what i mean!!!

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#132053 - 12/12/05 12:24 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

I say drop this crap all together. This is beginning to be pathetic and taken way too personal on so many ends. Or I'm gonna rip my hair out, eyes, out and asshole out so you all can finally see my pink sock... okay, not really but ya know what i mean!!!




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#132054 - 12/12/05 12:41 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

I say drop this crap all together. This is beginning to be pathetic and...




No shit. There hasn't been this much estrogen in the Monkey Cage since Kami took on Jenna Jameson.

Ahhh....good times.

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#132055 - 12/12/05 12:46 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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#132056 - 12/12/05 01:06 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I say drop this crap all together. This is beginning to be pathetic and taken way too personal on so many ends. Or I'm gonna rip my hair out, eyes, out and asshole out so you all can finally see my pink sock... okay, not really but ya know what i mean!!!





Ok dropped. I have benefitted immensely, I will be budgeting more funds next year to getting laid more, that way I won't take umbrage when porn chicks lash out at the fans who stroke to them as not getting enough pussy. I admit I was overly sensitive on that particular note...
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#132057 - 12/12/05 01:21 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Who cares what porn whores have to say anyways. Especially when they make no sense?! Yea I know, I'm a fucking porn whore but jesus at least I know a dumb thread when I see one. And no man should get all hung up on a whore you dont know! Seriously!!! Shouldn't you people know this by now?

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#132058 - 12/12/05 01:31 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

it doesn't get any better than this jenna + kami +hatred=better than tv



Leave it to ADT fanboys to fuck up a good thing.
Kami and Jenna: 2 whores bitch-slapping each other
--in comes fanboy firewall to crap things up
--in comes the ultimate fanboy noahped to totally destroy things. This could possibly be the worst fanboy post in the history of sex:

Makes me want to hit him with that white marshmallow vomit that came out of Mandy Taylor's mouth.


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#132059 - 12/12/05 05:16 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott....
HillaryScott Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/20/05
Posts: 71



p.s. I'm not quiting porn after AVN. See you in Vegas.

-Hillary

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#132060 - 12/12/05 07:17 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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it doesn't get any better than this jenna + kami +hatred=better than tv




I went back and reread that. Jenna sez she only had her boobs done? BULL FUCKING SHIT. She's had both chin and cheek implants. And if I recall right she also had some work done on her nose.

Her husband is a conniving faggot.
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#132061 - 12/12/05 07:35 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
She admits in her book that she's had her chin done and everyone knows that. Everything else on her face is really her own.
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#132062 - 12/12/05 07:37 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Her husband is a conniving faggot.



Jenna gets Jedi-mind-tricked by "hubby" in a real estate deal. You need Adobe for this.

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#132063 - 12/12/05 11:20 PM Re: Da Burglar Impales Himself for Hillary Scott..
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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She admits in her book that she's had her chin done and everyone knows that. Everything else on her face is really her own.




I haven't read her book but if that was the real JJ posting in that thread, she says she only had her boobs done.

Glad you haven't got bolt-on's, BTW.
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