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#131996 - 12/08/05 08:25 PM Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I refuse to creat a thread in there, I have enough things to be looking over my shoulder about and be otherwise ashamed.

I am all for consolidation and the bigger is better, more is....um, 'more' philosophy when it comes to porn. I want to see a film that has it all, every conceivable act of depravity and desperation for cash and all the things it can/can't buy...I want this movie to have

B/G
B/B/G
B/B/B/G
B/G/B/G
G/G
G/G/G
Gx10/B
B(to the fourth power)/G

GangBang
DP
ATM
ATP
ATOGM
ATOGP
PTOGP
ATOGA
ATOGATOGPTOGM (for maximum bacteria exchange)

AnalCreamPies
PussyCreamPies
PussyCreamPies-to-AnalGape-to-Analcreampie w/swallow

Swap Swallow Cumfarting
Cumfarting w/swallow
Cumfarting Into Glass w/swallow
Cumfarting into Flower Pot w/pollination
SPITTING SQUIRTING PISSING POOPING PUKING

I wanna see examples of

Wild "Turkey" (Gobbling 5-10 loads)
Hee Haw (Donkey Punching)
OINK (20 loads or more in a bowl)
Quack/Tweet (Gag-job, with Phlegm)
E.I.E.I.O. (Cheyenne Silver & her Best Friend)

I want to see chicks with MEETH, drink each other's PEETH and then CUNNILINGIZE each other and give each other HOT KISSES for Karma.


Can do?
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#131997 - 12/09/05 10:02 AM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
That's hAWt

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#131998 - 12/09/05 10:12 AM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Hmmmmmm, yup this all seems just about right, with the exeption of this line . . .

Quote:

SPITTING SQUIRTING PISSING POOPING PUKING





Other than that, you've distilled the essence of what porn should be, IMO. Flower Pot, brilliant.

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#131999 - 12/09/05 10:16 AM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
TunaCan Offline
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Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
Quote:

I refuse to creat a thread in there, I have enough things to be looking over my shoulder about and be otherwise ashamed.

I am all for consolidation and the bigger is better, more is....um, 'more' philosophy when it comes to porn. I want to see a film that has it all, every conceivable act of depravity and desperation for cash and all the things it can/can't buy...I want this movie to have

B/G
B/B/G
B/B/B/G
B/G/B/G
G/G
G/G/G
Gx10/B
B(to the fourth power)/G

GangBang
DP
ATM
ATP
ATOGM
ATOGP
PTOGP
ATOGA
ATOGATOGPTOGM (for maximum bacteria exchange)

AnalCreamPies
PussyCreamPies
PussyCreamPies-to-AnalGape-to-Analcreampie w/swallow

Swap Swallow Cumfarting
Cumfarting w/swallow
Cumfarting Into Glass w/swallow
Cumfarting into Flower Pot w/pollination
SPITTING SQUIRTING PISSING POOPING PUKING

I wanna see examples of

Wild "Turkey" (Gobbling 5-10 loads)
Hee Haw (Donkey Punching)
OINK (20 loads or more in a bowl)
Quack/Tweet (Gag-job, with Phlegm)
E.I.E.I.O. (Cheyenne Silver & her Best Friend)

I want to see chicks with MEETH, drink each other's PEETH and then CUNNILINGIZE each other and give each other HOT KISSES for Karma.


Can do?





Gee, that will cost at least, ummm, 2,000 bucks to produce!
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#132000 - 12/09/05 03:32 PM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
Big Calm Offline
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Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
LOL....The title of this DVD could be
Da Burglar presents Jumping the Shark ..
and maybe we could get the footage of the Fonz on his bike with a ski ramp..and show him jumping over a bunch of whores...


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#132001 - 12/09/05 03:37 PM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480

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#132002 - 12/09/05 03:41 PM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
RENFIELD1 Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Hmmm email me Burg, there are quite a few things there I dont know. And I dont like "NOT" knowing things when it comes to pornography.

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#132003 - 12/09/05 04:55 PM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Quote:






That's what I'm talkig about!!!

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#132004 - 12/09/05 09:54 PM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
Father Stone Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/27/05
Posts: 314
Loc: Confession
What sluts will you be using DB?
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It's Holy Jizz bitch!

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#132005 - 12/09/05 10:05 PM Re: Fuck the Fan Requests Forum...
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I have a sneaking suspicion who will be doing the "maximum bacteria exchange" scene.

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