I think I see your point, here Da Burg
And for a minute I didn't know what to think.
First I thought... well, I suppose peeing on a chic could be fun.
Maybe a donkey punch is too far...
Bukkake doesn't really do it for me.
Neither does watching a chic drink a martini glass of cum hold any entertainment value.

Gladiator is a great movie. Russell Crowe is a talented actor.
However this analogy feels somewhat innapropriate.
Romans, and others sought sport in lethal competion.
Porn only degrades, pollutes, warps....
oh, wait maybe it was a good analogy