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#131909 - 05/26/06 01:48 AM
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Bye folks....
...Fucking IRS, Fucking Porn, Fucking Drug laws....Fucking whores....  
Fair Harvard! we join in thy Jubilee throng,
And with blessings surrender thee o'er
By these festival rites, from the age that is past,
To the age that is waiting before.
O relic and type of our ancestors' worth
That hast long kept their memory warm,
First flow'r of their wilderness! Star of their night!
Calm rising thro' change and thro' storm.
To thy bow'rs we were led in the bloom of our youth,
From the home of our infantile years,
When our fathers had warn'd, and our mothers had pray'd,
And our sisters had blest thro' their tears.
Thou then wert our parent, the nurse of our soul;
We were molded to manhood by thee,
Till freighted with treasure thoughts, friendships and hopes,
Thou didst launch us on Destiny's sea.
When as pilgrims we come to revisit thy halls,
To what kindlings the season gives birth!
Thy shades are more soothing, thy sunlight more dear,
Than descend on less privileged earth.
For the good and the great, in their beautiful prime,
Thro' thy precincts have musingly trod,
As they girded their spirits or deepen'd the streams
That make glad the fair city of God.
Farewell! be thy destinies onward and bright!
To thy children the lesson still give,
With freedom to think, and with patience to bear,
And for right ever bravely to live.,
Let not moss-covered error moor thee at its side,
As the world on truth's current glides by
Be the herald of light, and the bearer of love,
Till the stock of the Puritans die.
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#131910 - 06/19/06 03:43 PM
Ouch, thats got to sting...Is Bishop Next???
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http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/167417-c2.jpg
Everyone notice the "Fruit" by christian's head? freudian Slip or High Fiber Movie Props?
Edited by zenman (06/19/06 04:37 PM)
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#131915 - 02/05/07 10:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Britney Spears, 2/5/2007
Of course, the notion of loving the trainwreck traces to...
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Sylvestre Matuschka (in Hungarian publications: Szilveszter Matuska), a former officer in the Austro-Hungarian army, was arrested in October 1931 and charged with arranging the derailment of several trains. It is conjectured that he caused the crashes in order to obtain sexual gratification.
Matuschka's most notorious crime was the derailment of the Vienna Express headed towards Vienna as it was crossing the Biatorbágy bridge near Budapest at 12.20am on 13 September 1931. The incident resulted in the death of 22 people and the wounding of 120 others, 17 of them severely.
Matuschka carried out his crime by blowing up a portion of the bridge, causing the engine and nine of the eleven coaches forming the train to plunge into a ravine 30 metres deep. Matuschka was discovered at the scene of the crime but, having passed himself off as a surviving passenger, he was only arrested one month later, on 10 October 1931 .
At his trial, Matuschka claimed to have been ordered to derail the express by God. He was found guilty of murder and sentenced to death, but the sentence was commuted and the former army officer reportedly escaped from jail in Vác in 1944. According to some reports, he served as an explosives expert during the latter stages of World War II; he was never recaptured and his fate is unknown.
Matuschka has been quoted as explaining his crimes by saying: "I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like to hear them scream." It was reported that he achieved orgasm while watching the trains he had sabotaged crash.
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#131916 - 02/06/07 06:02 PM
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#131917 - 02/06/07 06:06 PM
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Damn, she doesn't even look human... who is that?
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#131918 - 02/06/07 06:10 PM
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#131919 - 02/06/07 06:55 PM
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What happened to her? Last I heard she was "retired" and fighting cancer. Oh, and she also had a self-reported MENSA level IQ, just like Asia. And whores never lie!
Damn, she was one of my favorites, even with the ridiculous boob job. That whole "party girl" vibe she gave off in her scenes was scorching.
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#131925 - 02/07/07 09:05 AM
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#131929 - 02/07/07 11:34 AM
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#131930 - 02/07/07 12:19 PM
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Which flicks of hers would you recommend? Is she contract with anyone?
She signed for Naughty America at AVN, and apparently is unretired.
No she doesn't do anal, at least yet, she always makes a big show of pushing the guy away from it.
"Lollypop Babes" and "Big Tit Whores" are some typical movies of hers. My favorites with her are the internet only ones - "Back Seat Bangers" has a good scene with her.
got this the other day...
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#131933 - 02/07/07 11:23 PM
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This thread was painful for me, it reminded me of what I was like before I started "getting to know" all the whores and characters in porn. I guess I sorta flew too close to the sun...
ANYHOO, what the FACK is the guy on the floor behind <cue Monstar Voiceover> "Court-star" doing?
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#131936 - 02/08/07 10:07 PM
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Registered: 01/16/07
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lol.... taking advantage of my illness....
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#131938 - 02/08/07 11:31 PM
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lol.... taking advantage of my illness....
It's called laughing. We are laughing at your illness.
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#131939 - 02/09/07 12:28 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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you know... people made fun of another guy who had crazy idea about love and life...
His name... was JESUS!!!
and he cooked all those people and served them to his 12 closest friends on the night before he fled to the orient to become a ninja... not just any ninja... but a flying cannibal ninja. The cannibal denizens of Fiji are his descendants and the true Holy Grail.
This is the word of the Lord.
Praise basted longpig.
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#131941 - 02/09/07 12:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#131943 - 02/09/07 01:58 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
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The more you look, the more the horror of this picture becomes apparent... Dude on the left has a towel stuffed up his ass to stop the bleeding.
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#131944 - 07/19/07 03:04 PM
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Bump
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#131945 - 07/19/07 08:28 PM
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#131948 - 07/24/07 12:40 AM
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And to those who didn't quite make it...
We now resume our regular porn programming...
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