Me and Mrs Lyons were just taking time out from peeling the skin off our potato peeler, and so decided to watch some porn.
Unfortunately Mrs Lyons had a brain storm last night and locked all the porn up and threw away the key. Not wanting to let this opportunity to masturbate pass us by, we switched on Trigger Happy TV and Mrs Lyons came there and then, on the sofa.
The girl who made Mrs Lyons break water was Jessica Makinson, an improv' on Trigger Happy TV. This gave us the brilliant idea about starting a thread about non porn stars who should be porn stars.
M Myons.
PS. The girl pictured is Jessica Makinson - not Mrs Lyons.