Me and Mrs Lyons were just taking time out from peeling the skin off our potato peeler, and so decided to watch some porn.
Unfortunately Mrs Lyons had a brain storm last night and locked all the porn up and threw away the key. Not wanting to let this opportunity to masturbate pass us by, we switched on Trigger Happy TV and Mrs Lyons came there and then, on the sofa.
The girl who made Mrs Lyons break water was Jessica Makinson, an improv' on Trigger Happy TV. This gave us the brilliant idea about starting a thread about non porn stars who should be porn stars.
M Myons.
PS. The girl pictured is Jessica Makinson - not Mrs Lyons.

I like the whore from Everybody Loves Raymond

I can see where you're coming from, dude.
M Lyons.

I know she does softcore, but if Aria Giovanni ever did hardcore she could clean up.

Also, Tara Reid is as close to Porn Star Slut chic as they come.

KING OF QUEENS´ Leah Remini.

my list would be traci bingham jessica simpson courtney cox jennifer aniston britney spears mary hart and most definitely CARMEN ELECTRA!!!!!!!! THE NUTBUSTER

Angelina Jolie. Just imagine seeing those lips wrapped around a cock, then blowing bubble with cum. mmmm

I was gonna go in a little different direction with this reply and talk about a weird thing i noticed.... I woke up this morning at a lady friends house whos kind of an MTV junkie so as she made us breakfast she forced me to sit through this making the video by Hillary Duff, and I noticed... These celebrities have paid stylists to get their "look" well Hillary Duff is basically looking like a pornstar as it is, a few female celebrities have kind of followed that pornstar makeup look, and many of todays a=list hotties ( xtina, britney, hillary, paris hilton) all look like they could be interchangeable with many of todays hottest porn whores. I mean take out sky lopez put in hillary duff, take out krystal steal put in xtina aguilera, take out tawny put in paris hilton, so maybe we are closer than we think to non porn stars being pornstars

Charlese Theran.That whore has got major stroke value.

Jelena Dokic

Tennis whore. / European fuck puppet

so if, if i rub your cock unders the table i will the many many money emails? Oh! Oh! Show me. Show me.

Very good taste, Jacob. Welcome to the board, by the way.

cheers

Nice choices, dudes...
M Lyons.

How about Melissa Joan Hart, Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Would love to see her get Bukakked

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Jelena Dokic

Tennis whore. / European fuck puppet

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"European fuck puppets"

what a great name for a new series. hear that Dion

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I want a percentage, haha

Paris fukking Hilton...gorgeous face with a body to match. She's already made a private porno movie and she can really take it in her pussy. Why not go professional?

Here's another pic

I think Nikki has more stroke value.

How bout anna kournikova,and I agree the paris hilton sister has much more stroke value!!!!!!!!!

It sadly aint going to happen but Keira Knightley is fucking stunning.

How about adding elizabeth hurley to te list there is a face I would like to see drenched!!!!!! GIDDY-UP NUTBUSTER

Fairuza Balk-for American Bukkake and DP Virgins
Pink-for Young & Anal and White Trash Whore
Alyssa Milano-for a double anal in Perverted Stories and American Bukkake...Girlvert as well

fairuza balk for sure...

angelina jolie... just so i can bite those lips....

Which lips?
www.exquisitemenu.com

BOTH LIPS.
M Lyons.

exactly

Christina Applegate... Oh yeah, I'd like to see Laurie Dhue from Fox news get a big gooey facial....

Tyra Banks, anyone? I would be pleased to put her on the cover of a My Baby Got Back... although it's her frontside that gets me going...

Jessica Simpson!

I still say Christina Applegate

Monica Bellucci, I'd like to see her in guttermouths

Jeff is right about Charlize Theron, check the pic...

Hows about Neve Campbell, you fuckers? download this slutty jpg... kind of a sweet hooker look here

I got to go with Tara Ried myself also, she has that perfect "fuck all my holes hard" look about her. I certainly wouldn't mind blowing a couple of weeks worth of spunk on her face.