Monkey Cage Historical Society Presents....











I know I probably just scratched the surface...feel free to add other examples, History is being made every day in Porn Valley...

bugs! e.coli! bugs!

Chasey "Livin' in a Dupmster Down by the River" Lain


Mya "Max Says He Likes Me" Mason


"Patient Zero"


I don't even know where to start here


Regan "Every Will Hire Me Again" Starr

Wow.

That Randi Wright photo is hot though.

hmm whats this? CAOH has struck again

I would like to nominate this as thread of the year.

Ahem...that MY handiwork, thank you very much! I've waited 2 months for someone to recognize that tatoo...

I want to play!












(if anyone can hook me up to a link for the demonic pic of the two sausage stuffing guys, I would like to plug it in here)

brandon LOVES

Anyone notice her resemblance to an old boxer, what with the mashed nose and 1000 yard stare? I tried to find an acceptable portrait of Jerry Cooney to compare with, but google couldn't do nothin' for me.

how's about a bernie hopkins losing to taylor again at 40 pic?

Nahhhh, I'll find the pic I'm looking for one of these days. It says something about boxing now-days that I had never heard of either of these two (Hopkins and the other guy, Taylor?) until the Sportscenter coverage following the bout.

Alicia "I Wanna Be Pamela Peaks" Rio


Pamela "Jeff Steward made me his avatar...but not as a compliment" Peaks


Jackie "My Porn Career Prepared Me Well for Prostitution" Moore. I was wondering about her recently.


Kami "Bait and Switched by Steph" Andrews


Front door to the Museum

I cannot escape thinking of Cheyenne and her chihuahua
and horse so I assemble this collage to illustrate.

Somebody post that melancholy picture of Mr. Wankus at a convention, an unfulfillable longing in his eyes looking right at the camera.

How could you forget this one:

the damned coke up her nose is incredible. there must be an eightball in plain sight.

From Luke is back:

Luke: "There's not so much drama in your life anymore."

Kaydence: "I pulled myself away from the asshole who were creating it."

Luke: "You look so different from the last time I saw you."

Kaydence: "Yeah, I'm off drugs."

Tara: "How do you react to XPT?"

Kaydence: "I don't really have time...but now I just go on there and say, 'You guys are right.' I'm so tired of fighting these people.

"I didn't lower my rates to get more work. I do couple rates with him."

They've done two scenes together. Other than that, Genesis hasn't done a scene with anyone else for about six weeks.

Genesis: "I broke down. I couldn't handle [having sex with others] anymore. It was a big problem in my life. Now that I've realized that there's no passion, no romance, no sexuality in porn anymore... The sex we have is so amazing, why not share that?"

Damon: "She has more respect for herself now. She doesn't need the money. I have enough to take care of the both of us. I work construction and I work for studios."

Luke: "What brought you guys together?"

Genesis: "Sardo's. We met here. He was friends with Erin Moore."

Damon: "What brought us together was that I saved her dog's life. It was the night we met. Her dog choked in the night and stopped breathing and actually dying. It was 4:30am. I couldn't wake Genesis. I gave the dog CPR. It vomited and came back to life."

Luke to Genesis: "What do you do all day?"

Genesis: "I like to sleep. When he comes home for lunch, he wakes me up. Then I try to get stuff done but it's still hard for me. I didn't give a s--- before."

Damon: "She cooks damn good porkchops."


There are about 15 different threads in that one exchange, but the one that caught my eye, besides the porkchops, was where she says she couldn't handle having sex with others anymore. Weird, cuz when I was doing my forensic cumfarting research into the four pathologies of porn, I did see Genesis' Cumshitters scene...she looked pretty happy there, even giggled after downing the wine glass with 3 loads of "spoop" from her ass.

He's only a single meth binge away from a sammurra style brealdown, I just know it.

Taryn

Pamela Peaks has a sister

This pic belongs here

Charles Darwin would shit his pants and become a Opium Addict if he saw this...

Awesome thread DB. I think this one belongs here as well.

BUMP!

The following courtesy of Grant Michaels...I give you Harmony, the cross-eyed, demonic, jizz-faced porn whore:

I think Grant's title for this pic is self evident (Harmonys_dead_eyes). Is this sperm receptacle gonna be at AEE this weekend?

Ctyheria

Time to bump this thread up and nominate this cracked out whore.

it's exam time in a couple of weeks, and there's no better inspiration to study than this thread...

good luck with them and godspeed, young edward.

thanks james.

Debbie Harry was one of the hottest women of all time. Heroin does bad things to people.

Bye folks....





...Fucking IRS, Fucking Porn, Fucking Drug laws....Fucking whores....