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#131861 - 12/08/05 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#131862 - 12/09/05 05:25 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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Wow.  That Randi Wright photo is hot though.
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#131872 - 12/09/05 10:09 AM
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Nahhhh, I'll find the pic I'm looking for one of these days. It says something about boxing now-days that I had never heard of either of these two (Hopkins and the other guy, Taylor?) until the Sportscenter coverage following the bout.
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#131874 - 12/09/05 10:34 AM
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I cannot escape thinking of Cheyenne and her chihuahua
and horse so I assemble this collage to illustrate.
Edited by degenerate (12/09/05 10:37 AM)
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#131877 - 12/10/05 05:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#131879 - 12/14/05 08:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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the damned coke up her nose is incredible. there must be an eightball in plain sight.
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#131880 - 12/14/05 08:18 PM
Kaydence Price Makes Great Porkchops
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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From Luke is back:
Luke: "There's not so much drama in your life anymore."
Kaydence: "I pulled myself away from the asshole who were creating it."
Luke: "You look so different from the last time I saw you."
Kaydence: "Yeah, I'm off drugs."
Tara: "How do you react to XPT?"
Kaydence: "I don't really have time...but now I just go on there and say, 'You guys are right.' I'm so tired of fighting these people.
"I didn't lower my rates to get more work. I do couple rates with him."
They've done two scenes together. Other than that, Genesis hasn't done a scene with anyone else for about six weeks.
Genesis: "I broke down. I couldn't handle [having sex with others] anymore. It was a big problem in my life. Now that I've realized that there's no passion, no romance, no sexuality in porn anymore... The sex we have is so amazing, why not share that?"
Damon: "She has more respect for herself now. She doesn't need the money. I have enough to take care of the both of us. I work construction and I work for studios."
Luke: "What brought you guys together?"
Genesis: "Sardo's. We met here. He was friends with Erin Moore."
Damon: "What brought us together was that I saved her dog's life. It was the night we met. Her dog choked in the night and stopped breathing and actually dying. It was 4:30am. I couldn't wake Genesis. I gave the dog CPR. It vomited and came back to life."
Luke to Genesis: "What do you do all day?"
Genesis: "I like to sleep. When he comes home for lunch, he wakes me up. Then I try to get stuff done but it's still hard for me. I didn't give a s--- before."
Damon: "She cooks damn good porkchops."
There are about 15 different threads in that one exchange, but the one that caught my eye, besides the porkchops, was where she says she couldn't handle having sex with others anymore. Weird, cuz when I was doing my forensic cumfarting research into the four pathologies of porn, I did see Genesis' Cumshitters scene...she looked pretty happy there, even giggled after downing the wine glass with 3 loads of "spoop" from her ass.
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#131885 - 12/15/05 04:15 PM
Re: Kaydence Price Makes Great Porkchops
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Gay For Pay
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Damon: "What brought us together was that I saved her dog's life. It was the night we met. Her dog choked in the night and stopped breathing and actually dying. It was 4:30am. I couldn't wake Genesis. I gave the dog CPR. It vomited and came back to life."
Oh man this is gold. 
By the way,Missy Monroe went to the pet store where Kaydence bought the dog and noticed that all animals have a 6 month warranty and they will replace said animal with a new one if it dies.
So if lets say your dog eats a 8-ball of meth and OD's.All you need to do is bring the corpse back to store and they will replace it with a shinny new one.Now I understand why it took her 3 weeks to bring the dog into my office.They had to order her a new one. 
DONT BUY PUPPY'S FROM PUPPY STORES THEY ARE PUPPY MILL DOGS. GO DIRECTLY TO A BREEER....PLEASE PEOPLE OR BETTER YET, ADOPT ONE FROM A RESCUE SHELTER. PLEASE DO YOUR PART ON SAVING THE LIVES OF THESE POOR HELPLESS ANIMALS.
PLEASE DONT BUY PUPPIES FROM STORES. THEY COME FROM THE MOST INHUMANE AND FILTHY PUPPY MILLS, JUST BREEDING THE FEMALE BITCH OVER AND OVER EVERY 6 MONTHS TO PRODUCE PUPPIES TO SELL TO PUPPY STORES.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BUY DIRECTLY FROM A REPUTABLE BREEDER.
I AM A BIG ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS. PLEASE DO YOUR PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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#131891 - 12/29/05 07:28 PM
Re: Kaydence Price Makes Great Porkchops
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/06/04
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DONT BUY PUPPY'S FROM PUPPY STORES THEY ARE PUPPY MILL DOGS. GO DIRECTLY TO A BREEER....PLEASE PEOPLE OR BETTER YET, ADOPT ONE FROM A RESCUE SHELTER. PLEASE DO YOUR PART ON SAVING THE LIVES OF THESE POOR HELPLESS ANIMALS.
PLEASE DONT BUY PUPPIES FROM STORES. THEY COME FROM THE MOST INHUMANE AND FILTHY PUPPY MILLS, JUST BREEDING THE FEMALE BITCH OVER AND OVER EVERY 6 MONTHS TO PRODUCE PUPPIES TO SELL TO PUPPY STORES.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BUY DIRECTLY FROM A REPUTABLE BREEDER.
I AM A BIG ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS. PLEASE DO YOUR PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ate a plate of dog meat last night.
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#131896 - 05/22/06 06:38 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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it's exam time in a couple of weeks, and there's no better inspiration to study than this thread...
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#131897 - 05/22/06 06:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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good luck with them and godspeed, young edward.
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#131898 - 05/22/06 08:24 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#131904 - 05/24/06 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#131907 - 05/25/06 03:25 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
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#131909 - 05/26/06 01:48 AM
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Bye folks....
...Fucking IRS, Fucking Porn, Fucking Drug laws....Fucking whores....  
Fair Harvard! we join in thy Jubilee throng,
And with blessings surrender thee o'er
By these festival rites, from the age that is past,
To the age that is waiting before.
O relic and type of our ancestors' worth
That hast long kept their memory warm,
First flow'r of their wilderness! Star of their night!
Calm rising thro' change and thro' storm.
To thy bow'rs we were led in the bloom of our youth,
From the home of our infantile years,
When our fathers had warn'd, and our mothers had pray'd,
And our sisters had blest thro' their tears.
Thou then wert our parent, the nurse of our soul;
We were molded to manhood by thee,
Till freighted with treasure thoughts, friendships and hopes,
Thou didst launch us on Destiny's sea.
When as pilgrims we come to revisit thy halls,
To what kindlings the season gives birth!
Thy shades are more soothing, thy sunlight more dear,
Than descend on less privileged earth.
For the good and the great, in their beautiful prime,
Thro' thy precincts have musingly trod,
As they girded their spirits or deepen'd the streams
That make glad the fair city of God.
Farewell! be thy destinies onward and bright!
To thy children the lesson still give,
With freedom to think, and with patience to bear,
And for right ever bravely to live.,
Let not moss-covered error moor thee at its side,
As the world on truth's current glides by
Be the herald of light, and the bearer of love,
Till the stock of the Puritans die.
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#131910 - 06/19/06 03:43 PM
Ouch, thats got to sting...Is Bishop Next???
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Porn Jesus
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http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/167417-c2.jpg
Everyone notice the "Fruit" by christian's head? freudian Slip or High Fiber Movie Props?
Edited by zenman (06/19/06 04:37 PM)
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#131915 - 02/05/07 10:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Britney Spears, 2/5/2007
Of course, the notion of loving the trainwreck traces to...
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Sylvestre Matuschka (in Hungarian publications: Szilveszter Matuska), a former officer in the Austro-Hungarian army, was arrested in October 1931 and charged with arranging the derailment of several trains. It is conjectured that he caused the crashes in order to obtain sexual gratification.
Matuschka's most notorious crime was the derailment of the Vienna Express headed towards Vienna as it was crossing the Biatorbágy bridge near Budapest at 12.20am on 13 September 1931. The incident resulted in the death of 22 people and the wounding of 120 others, 17 of them severely.
Matuschka carried out his crime by blowing up a portion of the bridge, causing the engine and nine of the eleven coaches forming the train to plunge into a ravine 30 metres deep. Matuschka was discovered at the scene of the crime but, having passed himself off as a surviving passenger, he was only arrested one month later, on 10 October 1931 .
At his trial, Matuschka claimed to have been ordered to derail the express by God. He was found guilty of murder and sentenced to death, but the sentence was commuted and the former army officer reportedly escaped from jail in Vác in 1944. According to some reports, he served as an explosives expert during the latter stages of World War II; he was never recaptured and his fate is unknown.
Matuschka has been quoted as explaining his crimes by saying: "I wrecked trains because I like to see people die. I like to hear them scream." It was reported that he achieved orgasm while watching the trains he had sabotaged crash.
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#131916 - 02/06/07 06:02 PM
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#131917 - 02/06/07 06:06 PM
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Damn, she doesn't even look human... who is that?
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#131918 - 02/06/07 06:10 PM
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#131919 - 02/06/07 06:55 PM
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What happened to her? Last I heard she was "retired" and fighting cancer. Oh, and she also had a self-reported MENSA level IQ, just like Asia. And whores never lie!
Damn, she was one of my favorites, even with the ridiculous boob job. That whole "party girl" vibe she gave off in her scenes was scorching.
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#131925 - 02/07/07 09:05 AM
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#131929 - 02/07/07 11:34 AM
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#131930 - 02/07/07 12:19 PM
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eve laurence is pretty and fucking aamazing on screen
Which flicks of hers would you recommend? Is she contract with anyone?
She signed for Naughty America at AVN, and apparently is unretired.
No she doesn't do anal, at least yet, she always makes a big show of pushing the guy away from it.
"Lollypop Babes" and "Big Tit Whores" are some typical movies of hers. My favorites with her are the internet only ones - "Back Seat Bangers" has a good scene with her.
got this the other day...
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#131933 - 02/07/07 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This thread was painful for me, it reminded me of what I was like before I started "getting to know" all the whores and characters in porn. I guess I sorta flew too close to the sun...
ANYHOO, what the FACK is the guy on the floor behind <cue Monstar Voiceover> "Court-star" doing?
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#131936 - 02/08/07 10:07 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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lol.... taking advantage of my illness....
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#131938 - 02/08/07 11:31 PM
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Demon Spawn
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lol.... taking advantage of my illness....
It's called laughing. We are laughing at your illness.
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#131939 - 02/09/07 12:28 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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you know... people made fun of another guy who had crazy idea about love and life...
His name... was JESUS!!!
and he cooked all those people and served them to his 12 closest friends on the night before he fled to the orient to become a ninja... not just any ninja... but a flying cannibal ninja. The cannibal denizens of Fiji are his descendants and the true Holy Grail.
This is the word of the Lord.
Praise basted longpig.
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#131941 - 02/09/07 12:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#131943 - 02/09/07 01:58 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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The more you look, the more the horror of this picture becomes apparent... Dude on the left has a towel stuffed up his ass to stop the bleeding.
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#131944 - 07/19/07 03:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bump
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#131945 - 07/19/07 08:28 PM
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#131948 - 07/24/07 12:40 AM
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And to those who didn't quite make it...
We now resume our regular porn programming...
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