It is my sincere hope that with this post I can begin a business partnership with JM to develop and market an idea I have for a product to sell to duck hunters everywhere. I call it the AQTF 5000*. This is a duck caller for the new millenium using the latest in sonic and throatfucking technology. Rather than blowing into this duck call, a hunter need only press a button and a microchip in the device begins to broadcast a sound file of Aurora Snow's throatfucking scene from Gag Factor 5. Any waterfowl within a 5 mile radius will find these sounds irresistable and will be helplessly drawn into the hunter's gunsights. I have not yet developed a prototype because I wanted to get JM's full support first for use of their licensed audio, decent upstanding fellow I am. Please consider that I could've done this on the sly, manufacturing these in my basement and selling them through small ads in the back of Field & Stream, but I have the utmost respect for JM as I'm sure they do me. I propose a 90%-10% profit split between JM annd I, with JM's percentage going up 5% with every 100, 000 units sold. Contact me here or through xxxporntalk private message.

Warmest regards,
simp

*Aurora Quacking ThroatFuck 5000

Clever idea but a 90% cut?Dude your going to need to do better than that.

The "Aurora Quacking ThroatFuck 5000" would make a great stocking stuffer for any pervert on your xxx-mas list!