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I still marvel at the ability of the young female anus to accept a fist. If I ever tried to poop out something that large I'd have to go to the hospital.

And they're not in shock that you got a yeastie, just that you're so open and honest about it. Imagine this scenario in a non-porn world:
Woman: honey, I'm really horny tonight. Eat my pussy.
Man: ok, babe [pulls off panties...gets into position...opens lips] What's that stuff?
Woman: [into denial mode} nothing! Why?
Man: looks like you have a yeast infection.
Woman: [begins ing Man with a tire iron]



I really didn't have a choice about being honest about it, obviously.