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#131680 - 12/08/05 01:40 PM
I thought Rob Longshot was dead..
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Registered Sex Offender
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Rob, Wow I was talking all day about posting the "Is Rob Longshot dead?" thread cuz you disappeared but I see you have resurfacted. Where have you been? Are you done with AMA content?? Malice 
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#131681 - 12/08/05 01:53 PM
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Registered: 12/22/03
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lol... not dead, but close. Am I done with AMA....? where do these rumors surface.... I just have been avoiding the boards lately, plus i've been fighting a stomach bug/ulcer the last two weeks. Not to mention WoW takes up a good portion of my computer time 
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#131683 - 12/08/05 01:59 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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lol.... though i do feel like a Zombie as of late...
but, ive just been a busy fucker... working on editing and getting nauticathornxxx.com up and running.
like how i did that... wasnt it smooth.
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#131684 - 12/08/05 11:50 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Longshot's dumped us for myspace.
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#131685 - 12/09/05 11:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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longshot has a tiny penis, in case anyone was unaware.
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(length of longshot at peak of erection)
its comical how small it is.
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#131686 - 12/09/05 12:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Longshot is dead inside. The perception of movement is caused by maggots.
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#131687 - 12/09/05 01:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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rob longshot
the driver's license of a 25-year old
the body of an 80 year-old
the penis of a 5-year old
it's funny because it's true
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#131688 - 12/09/05 01:53 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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the monkey can't bait me...
honestly because i don't care anymore...
Bornyo... your more right than you know.
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#131690 - 12/09/05 08:21 PM
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im not saying i have a large tool... i am painfully average. but im not a babycock. ive got a standard 6 on me... thats all i need. im happy with my equipment...
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#131691 - 12/09/05 08:51 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/22/03
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...Fucking Anthony beat me to the thread.....punishment will arrive soon...
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#131693 - 12/09/05 08:58 PM
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i shop at whole foods!
dun dun duunnnnnn!!!
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#131695 - 12/09/05 10:47 PM
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Registered: 12/08/05
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I'm average too.
But most chicks aren't size queens. If you have tongue skills and stuff it's usually pretty cool. Even porn hos...I mean, read some porn interviews. I've seen more interviews of porn hos that say they prefer average to, say, Lexington's Rod of Death.
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#131696 - 12/10/05 09:40 AM
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I'm average too.
But most chicks aren't size queens.
Who says this?? 
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#131697 - 12/10/05 12:33 PM
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I'm average too.
But most chicks aren't size queens.
Who says this??
Gypsy, its clear to those of us who know you now that you're not like most chicks, and thats part of your appeal. Uppity size queen.
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#131699 - 12/11/05 12:13 AM
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Quote:
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I'm average too.
But most chicks aren't size queens.
Who says this??
Gypsy, its clear to those of us who know you now that you're not like most chicks, and thats part of your appeal. Uppity size queen.
I have had much cock in my day. And I prefer a nice 7 or 8 inch cock with a nice size girth. But that's just me.
I mean ya need something to feel. But again that is just my opinion, I like to feel the hurt.
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