the funny thing is, there's realistically very little chance you'd be able to do that. truth is, i'd probably end up holding the top of your head while you flailed at me like a child having a temper-tantrum at daddy to avoid getting sued.

let's be honest-you're a "radio personality" and you're not stern or the three other people on the air who command any sort of respect or compensation. you're just a loud guy in PA with a closet full of casual clothes and the belief that your thousand-dollar gold necklace is impressive enough to display prominently.

you're in radio which reveals you're a short guy with some gynocomastia/manboobs developing and you had acne as a child and the facial hair doesn't hide that fact as well as you think.

you're wankus. you rely on "gags" because you're actually not a very articulate guy as proven here. sorry.