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#131511 - 12/07/05 11:07 AM
Re: jamesn is resilient /lame like herpes
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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this is great---this guy's going to john-lennon me at some point. it's ugly when obsessive love turns to obsessive hate.
it was nice knowing you all.
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#131520 - 12/08/05 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i raff at you. bring back pirate, he was so much smarter than you.
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#131522 - 12/08/05 08:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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he's lying. and poor.
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#131533 - 12/08/05 10:56 PM
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fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
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601 posts all lame.
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#131534 - 12/08/05 10:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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worst poster ever. case closed. give him aids and ship him out. nothing funny or worth seeing here folks.
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#131537 - 12/11/05 08:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i think it's this was the real genesis of the stalking and the post that turned him into a madman with no pride " wow dude, 19 posts and half of them are because i make you cry somehow. i hope your parents get river-blindness. what you're doing is basically whining that someone's too smart to be here, and that's fucking offensive. do you think people are dumb here? i mean from the top down, you don't go from working for pat collins to being able to buy him out and keep your lambo by being a stupid pornographer. malice? press-releases, enough said. willie, burglar, monkey-comic geniuses. monstar's writing a book, gen's got a bio degree, jrv's a degreed engineer, zenman's forgotten more about italian history than you'll ever know. those are the mods, the users know the capital of mongolia and there's no dropoff when you look at the pornstars like bish and gia, i'd go into everybody but it'd be a fucking awards ceremony. you post the equivalent of "pull my finger"-do you think they really want to read that? the only other thing you seem capable of doing is finding a picture that has nothing to do with hypnocock and really wasn't very funny and feeling it deserved a thread. oh yeah, and you can call out people on myspace as stalkers......but wait, you're a fucking stalker youself if you're spending that much time "cruising" pornstars' myspace pages. stop the presses! someone on myspace is a loser! back to the parents and river-blindness. send me some pics when it gets painful for them, bitch, i will not apologize for being smarter and funnier than you.. i'm here because people "get it". even smartt's got more value than you, he provides a common enemy to rally against by being fellated by trannies and he's fought back for 5k posts. you're nothing, you find sites listed on the front page of adultfyi and think you've figured out the earth isn't flat, your parents don't deserve to see." ghostshadow's the most boring poster ever
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#131538 - 12/11/05 09:06 AM
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fka ghostshadow
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Registered: 09/13/04
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c'mon james, now you're stalking me and the mods here. you spend too much to over analyzing this shit. i was all ready to disappear into the sunset and lick my wounds your precious intellect delivered, but you pulled me back into the fray because you miss the attention. now i know i've hit a sore spot like that ass of yours. once again nice boring thesis, my eyes glazed over will reading it... bish? like you know the cum eater. fucking ivy league monkey wanna-be. pride? are you proud you went to harvard to wind up on a board dedicated to something you know nothing about, don't watch or don't understand or hate. it is sad. just pointing out the tragedy surrounding your obviously empty life. i know you've got a legion of ass-kissers here that mindlessly gather round your caravan of stupid posts like apes at the monolith in 2001, but that don't mean shit... just sayin'
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#131539 - 12/11/05 09:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ummm---people don't hate you because they're trying to kiss my ass. they hate you because you're boring. look at the people chasing you out like a mange-ridden cat they've found eating their trash in their garage-they understand fuck well what i'm saying. they just hate you and think you're a terrible poster. i own you, it's not even up for debate.
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#131541 - 12/11/05 10:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hey Ghost Shadow,
I present you with this prize for being the most boring poster ever.
http://www.geocities.com/newshoesss/Christmas.html?1134305324187
*yawn*
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#131542 - 12/11/05 10:56 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/05
Posts: 29
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i know you've got a legion of ass-kissers here that mindlessly gather round your caravan of stupid posts like apes at the monolith in 2001, but that don't mean shit... just sayin'
Who is this legion of ass-kissers? So far I've only counted that have2cit guy, Toe Licker who thinks it is cute, and Burglar who seems to treat jamesn like his retarded brother. Having to coddle, jump in to defend, post big notices about how he's supposedly not throwing his wheelchair in the line of fire, then defend his actions for doing so. That's not a legion. There are a couple of others who like jamesn, but I've seen no other ass-kissing. Mostly of late I've felt bad for the kid cause most seem to ignore his prolific posting.
If you're talking about the hate you've received. My read is that climaxed when you did everything you could to screw up that Hillary Scott thread. They had a porn chick with a sense of humor about proving her pussy was clean, and you could not ignore one stupid pic of yeast. Yeah jamesn crawled back into that thread and deleted it, but just ignore it in a good thread and you don't get a pile on of onlookers who end up not being able to stand you. If you're going to follow him tussling like you two are puppies, just have a tiny little bit of fucking sense and keep it out of the better threads.
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#131543 - 12/11/05 11:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Hey Swami would you mind terribly if I fucked your skull? Scratch your hoof one time for yes two times for no.
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#131544 - 12/11/05 11:23 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/05
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Ahh, have2cit, are you still mad cause I called you a redneck?
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#131545 - 12/11/05 11:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Hey Ghost Shadow,
I present you with this prize for being the most boring poster ever.
http://www.geocities.com/newshoesss/Christmas.html?1134305324187
*yawn*
If they engineered that into an IUD, they'd made a freakin' fortune! 8 inches checks in...5 inches checks out. What a deterrent. It's the "reverse tire damage" of birth control.
now back to 'da Bears.
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#131546 - 12/11/05 11:32 AM
Re: jamesn is resilient /lame like herpes
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey Ghost Shadow,
I present you with this prize for being the most boring poster ever.
http://www.geocities.com/newshoesss/Christmas.html?1134305324187 *yawn*
Gia needs to be a MOD...I mean obviously she is busy with her 'career', but still...XPT needs a sex advice forum, she would be a natural. Fuck, if Kami can pretend to dispense pearl-necklaces of wisdom on AZDT, it's intuitive really...
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i know you've got a legion of ass-kissers here that mindlessly gather round your caravan of stupid posts like apes at the monolith in 2001, but that don't mean shit... just sayin'
Who is this legion of ass-kissers? So far I've only counted that have2cit guy, Toe Licker who thinks it is cute, and Burglar who seems to treat jamesn like his retarded brother. Having to coddle, jump in to defend, post big notices about how he's supposedly not throwing his wheelchair in the line of fire, then defend his actions for doing so. That's not a legion. There are a couple of others who like jamesn, but I've seen no other ass-kissing. Mostly of late I've felt bad for the kid cause most seem to ignore his prolific posting.
If you're talking about the hate you've received. My read is that climaxed when you did everything you could to screw up that Hillary Scott thread. They had a porn chick with a sense of humor about proving her pussy was clean, and you could not ignore one stupid pic of yeast. Yeah jamesn crawled back into that thread and deleted it, but just ignore it in a good thread and you don't get a pile on of onlookers who end up not being able to stand you. If you're going to follow him tussling like you two are puppies, just have a tiny little bit of fucking sense and keep it out of the better threads.
Swami is an enigma, like that last elusive, annoying proof you have to do in that Advanced Logic Class you otherwise enjoyed. First off, to disagree with swami I am the retarded brother, james prevents me from wheeling into dog turds on the sidewalk or sticking my fingers into light sockets or infested twats.
Second, swami is correct, I don't kiss ass, I genuinely sincerely applaud humorous, intelligent posters. I dont defend james as much as share in his kills, I'm kinda like the lame lion of the pride who the other cats like having around because my breath doesn't smell and I tell funny pygmy jokes. Well, actually I may have kissed Monkey's ass but only to get him to keep posting, it was an alt.ass-kissing...and kissing porn chicks ass is not a vice, it is a virtue here, just don't send them watches or personal articles of clothing...sending them bodily fluids in hazmat containers is a gray area...
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#131547 - 12/11/05 11:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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swami/pirate's just in a different class of periodically stalking me--i'll give you credit for figuring out to change the battlefield with the "you are all being played" then dissapearing for a few months at a time and coming back under different names with different schticks.
ghostshadow's just bad-pitiful even.
and yeah, i killed the fungus beetle picture, i'll let general porno talk have it's porno talk. i'm that giving. it'd also ruin the board if people did that to girls other than padova with consistency.
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#131548 - 12/11/05 01:43 PM
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fka ghostshadow
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Registered: 09/13/04
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Yesss, everybody loves me. The more you HATE, the more I smile. I love it. It doesn't change the fact that james threw away a perfectly expensive harvard education to dwell on this board trying to impress us w/ his big words and whitebread wit. that's the definition of pitiful, big guy. lol. I'm also enjoying the spontaneeous knifefights popping up in this thread out of nowhere. FUN!
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#131549 - 12/11/05 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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nobody hates you, nor have you masterminded anything. you're just vermin to toy with while there's nothing better to do. you do realize just how stupid the "you're too smart to be posting somewhere i post" angle is?
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#131550 - 12/11/05 04:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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I am a redneck. A redneck who's not afraid to keep using the same screen name. Perhaps if you hadn't had your testicles removed while on a "business" trip to brazil you could have done the same.
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#131552 - 12/12/05 01:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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my swami, we part ways here--the defiance films thread was easily one of the best of recent days, mainly because it was, to use a floofinism, the antelope being ripped apart by the pride.
and if you don't see the humor in someone not actually being accused of throwing a baby in a dumpster, yet coming on here and telling us that "i didn't throw my baby in a dumpster", well...fuck. it's funny as hell. babies and dumpsters are always funny.
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#131553 - 12/12/05 01:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Swami, your 4th grade illustration was lively and imaginative. In fact, it was very funny. So let me ask you....dont you recall as a youngster, perhaps throwing rocks and snowballs around, and you see a target, maybe a moving car or a high window, even perhaps a mother bird in a nest protecting her offspring, and the target is so inviting yet you know you shouldn't try to hit it, so you just kinda nonchalantly toss in it's general direction... And you still hit it cuz the target was too easy...? Quite often that is what we find here...
...wait, let me try another analogy. Do you ever remember as a young adolescent, days when you had a boner that just would not quit? I mean you knew it was a sin to jerk off, so you'd sneak off to corners or rooms and stroke just a little, but not actually splooging, cuz you didn't want to go to hell or mess up the drapes Aunt Kay made for x-mas 2 years ago? But then finally, you start to jerk off and it feels too fucking good to stop so ya blow...sometimes you just gotta follow through to completion on things you probably shouldn't have started in the first place.
Let me put it another way, this place would lose a lot of its attractiveness if it wasn't so anarchistic. You never know what might happen, so the fact that certain threads don't go the way you want or thought they would, as understandable as I find your inner disappointment, thats life and thats XPT. Inner tranquility, oh swami, is found in acceptance of certain forces.
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At least Ghost Shadow had people antagonizing him when he blew the Hillary Scott thread.
See! It's Ghostshadow's fault! I knew I didnt need to sincerely apologize. Yessssss!
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#131554 - 12/12/05 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the truth is, pirate's a taylor rain FANBOY, that's why he's so upset
from adt, feb 15, 2005-pirate writes:
"I don't tend to get fixated on a particular porn star, per se, although I do have my few favorites. Typically, I'm more interested in the naturally voluptuous ripe look, or taller leggy types with photo-model faces. But Taylor Rain really does it for me, and I'm not sure why. She's quite petite, with very slender (some would say "skinny") legs; this waif-ish look isn't generally on my "to-do" list, but there's something about her . . .
The only thing is, she's really a tiger; from the scenes I've seen, she's typically doing a lot of spitting, gaping, and bending her lithe body into fantastic pretzel-like shapes with her legs behind her head, etc.
I appreciate her artistry, but I'm wondering: has she ever done something a bit tamer, more couples-oriented, maybe something which focused on embellishing that perfect little body with light and shadow more than piston-driving sex?
Just wondering; I'd like to see her in something a bit more laid-back and relaxed -- she's an extraordinarily charismatic woman, IMO."
yargh! pirate/swami's buttons be pushed!
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#131556 - 12/13/05 03:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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have2cit - Have you now decided that you're my stalker? I did see that thread where you asked for an internal piece of my body for Christmas. 
I know, I know I shouldn't bitch slap the mentally disabled, it's just so much fun and since I'm stuck overseas with nothing much to do on the weekday evenings except drink at the bar and laugh at you anal bleeding antics, I figure what the fuck.
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#131557 - 12/13/05 11:18 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 09/25/05
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No, jamesn, you missed it. Maybe I should go back and see if this was what GhostShadow was bitching about with the ivy league thing, because you don't seem to get it. I wanted the damage. I wanted the carnage. You may think running jerking your cock is entertaining, but the cage sucks now. How sure are you're not chasing action off before it even develops?
One of the best threads at XPT because you ripped the antelope apart? What the fuck are you talking about? The guy rolled his eyes and walked off. Why don't we get two mules to fight over a carrot? When we know damn well there's a bull in the pin who's posting he's ready to run. Just wait a day and see if he breaks the gate.
Keep bringing the porn gossip stories, that shit is good.
Burglar, I threw snowballs as a kid. I threw some raw biscuit dough last week at a neighbor's window because I heard when it dries it's a bitch to get that shit off. I just don't see the point of throwing a thousand snow balls at someone who just might be ticked off enough to dig in and start throwing them back. Especially when you're not even the guy he's mad at and you know damn well he doesn't care what you do.
But, yeah, that's the problem with XPT. My read is the thing is about freedom and if you're not going to run around policing the thing, you're gonna get more people who don't agree on what to do. Sa la vie. jamesn lives here to talk shit. I'm sure he can take a little.
degnerate, your schtick is more annoying than mine. When you get on your soap box in your basement, tilt your chin up and begin to breathe what you call wisdom, do you think anybody gives a rat's ass?
have2cit, i've been trying to get to you. Just haven't had the time. Notice I really haven't posted that much.
ghostshadow, take note of when it's time to let a troll die.
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#131559 - 12/13/05 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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have2cit, i've been trying to get to you. Just haven't had the time. Notice I really haven't posted that much.
20 posts eh? sounds like it's about time to retire that screen name take your month break and sneak back as someone new. Don't worry about getting back to me I'm enjoying everyone else batting you around like kyoto with a ball of yarn.
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