Okay maybe the frown smiley is a little misleading, its not all hate this time, mostly hate but not all hate. Well maybe little hate im making it up as i go along. First things first, Gia saw through my attempt to convince her that im sportswami and that i was trying to book her for my show and hit me back with this gem.
From: gia jordan
Oh Monkey, stop. It's more like, "Hey, it's Swami. Wanna go on a date before my mom gets home?"
Usually id ask if i could post this before doing so but considering swami has as much pull in the industry as richard simmons does the US judicial system, i thought id go ahead and post it anyways.
Cindy Crawford was released from the nut house early last week, turns out her whole perspective on shit has changed, word has it she is wanting out of porn. Im officially taking bets by 2 month gaps on how long this will last.
Todd hunter has the worst porn gossip site on the nut, its even the now very pink, very stoner and very uninteresting taylor rain run lukeford.com.
At what point during a meatholes scene do you think the girl realizes that porn isn't her stepping stone into the mainstream?
Why does holly hate her father?
Just when i thought gen padova could possibly be any more unappealing she goes ahead and gets ecoli and proves theres always room to lower the bar just a little more.
Why do some girls get giant tattoos around the brestly region?. Its not like they need any decoration to gain more attention or become more desirable, god has programmed us to be obsessed with them as it is, just leave them be crazy ladies. Side note im predicting eva angelina to be the next star to get it done, shes a cracked egg.
Anyone else seen tonys new avatar?. Where in the shit is that donkey punch scene from? No way thats planned, who willingly lets the male talent punch them in the back of the head with their dick half way in them, It reminds me of chico. Not sure why, ohh wait yes i am.
(chico)
(next poor starlet to put her trust in chico)
Im not going to lie, porn desperation is sexy. I love watching a scene of a former contract star doing a gangbang or IR. You just know that 2 years early the same girl would NEVER of considering doing the scene she is in. very appealing. Flip side is it sucks to see a newbie do the wrong scene first up like a hard gag scene when shes really hot ruining any chance that she will do more work in porn.
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