shit you of helped me rescue animals

You could have helped me get that owl from the underground parkades fans(i work security)

That was a doozy> first the spca wasnt open, then i had to turn off the fan blades--so i had to call the big kahoona at 3am, then rescue and wildlife couldnt come till monday, then in the morning some drunks kids were tormenting the thing

Then someone said take off the bolts for the fan casing, but i was afraid the thing would scratch my face off, or would fly onto the highway the getting rolled--

owl=not fun