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#131307 - 12/05/05 11:42 PM
Is Luke a dead man?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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It's hard to rile up a burn-out, but good ol' Luke managed to do just that.
From www.lukeford.com:
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MORAL LEADER HAS HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS
Hey fuckface Lukeford, I mean that wannabe fucking lowlife who left THIS site so he could try and do mainstream by selling a book of his ramblig and bumbling bullshit, but it turns out he sold 4 copies... so the pathetic piece of shit came back to start another wannabee website....
THIS IS TAYLOR MUTHA FACKIN RAIN YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT...., now get this straight before I come down to Pornstar Karaoke and call you out like the bitch you are, you coward.
TODAY I announced my retirement from PERFORMING and so you, like the fucking dope you are, put up a posting saying "a source" claims I'm going to do a tranny on Wednesday....
DO YOU SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT? IS YOUR LIFE THAT PATHETIC THAT YOU WANT TO STEAL MY THUNDER, RUIN MY DAY BY POSTING SOMETHING AS ASSININE AS THAT??? YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!! I tell my fans and I tell the world that I'm quitting because I'm ready to settle down and start a family and take the next step in my career which is directing only, and you fuck with me??? You fucking bitch.
My guess..... you have no source, there is no source, because it's 100% bullshit... you simply wanted to try and take away from my big day... well bend over you talentless fucking leach. Pray to whatever God you worship that you don't ever run into me or anyone from Defiance.
My first thought was "CATFIGHT!" between Holly and Taylor. Since Holly isn't a strung-out, emaciated whore, I figured she'd easily wipe the floor with Taylor's face, hopefully rubbing some of that racism out of her in the process.
But then I thought if Holly fought Taylor on an "off day", meaning the one day a week Taylor isn't hoovering shit up her nose, Taylor may actually try to eat Holly. That's no good. Luke can't be seen with a woman who only has half a face.
If this was a month ago, Luke could have called on Rob Spallone for protection. No worries though, Luke, any bouncer at any Santa Monica gay bar is capable of handling anything Spallone could have. You may not have enough funds to procure a gay bouncer's services, but I'm sure you two can work out some form of payment. It may be painful (literally) and humiliating, but you'll be safe.
If you happen to cross paths with TR sans protection, my advice is this: Run. You're a sorta-lover, not a fighter. Besides, punching her in the nose or kicking her in the ass is just a waste of time. I'm sure she lost feeling in both of those areas years ago.
Good luck my friend. If it's any consolation, Defiance/Torrid is destined to fold and Keith will no doubt steal all of Taylor's savings and flee to a goat farm in Ecuador.
Off topic: I'm outta here for a while starting tomorrow. Vacationing for a few weeks till X-mas. Happy Holidays everyone.
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#131308 - 12/06/05 12:19 AM
Re: Is Luke a dead man?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
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If Taylor does go down to PSK and Luke does throw down I am putting 100 on Taylor for any takers. Luke does not stand a chance. I mean Air Supply? come on. You know what the hardest part of being a Air Supply fan is? Telling your parents you are gay.
If Holly jumps in all bets are off.
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#131309 - 12/06/05 08:44 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/22/05
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#131310 - 12/06/05 11:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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everything on lukeford.com is trannies and handjob content. and handjobs with trannies. at super-secret locations!!! because it was such a super-secret, intense erotic tour-de-force to get cindy crawford to give a she-male a handjob! dawg!
lamest website ever now, unless you demand tran-job content. and jeff mullen.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#131312 - 12/06/05 03:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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OMG I would love see someone kick fuckin Taylor's ass all over California. Drag her down hollywood boulevard and leave the marks from the stars on the walk of fame marks all over her ugly fuckin face....I would pay to see it.  
How much? Cause if she does retire from shooting porn her pimp will be looking for new ways to make money off her.
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#131313 - 12/06/05 03:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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lesbians are the scariest people in the world when they get angry, gay guys just cry a lot and slap each other. lesbians go for their switchblades.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#131316 - 12/06/05 07:44 PM
Re: Is Luke a dead man?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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yup, defiance is overpaying for trannies and underpaying for hosting. been getting it for an hour or three.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#131317 - 12/07/05 11:25 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
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lesbians are the scariest people in the world when they get angry, gay guys just cry a lot and slap each other. lesbians go for their switchblades.
Hell fuckin YEAH!! 
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#131318 - 12/07/05 11:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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tell me you at least own a butterfly knife gypsy.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#131319 - 12/07/05 01:19 PM
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Gay For Pay
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tell me you at least own a butterfly knife gypsy.
I only use Daggarts and Trident II's.
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