im working security at night at some snobbish shit hole

All the young ladies think im hitting on em

And they think they are so much better than me--i have 2 degrees and a diploma but wasnt able to enter my field since i had a criminal record at the time(i got pardon 1.5 years ago but it doesnt help if i cant get practicuums)

But actually i hate their snobish asses but have to talk to them to protect them--its my job i never wanted to go and be friendly

Im 40 why would i want a stupid 19 year old ?

Also, my boss is fucken me around telling to do all the wrong things: show up 6pm when im suppose to be there at 430, check all doors(set off all the alarms),

What shuld i do
1)lay the law down and tell them to shove it
2)quit this shitty job and find a worse shit job
3)just sit in the office and sleep..say fuck it over and over while i spam xxxporntalk with the beautiful charmaine
4)punch out the boss

rethought i still dont like teenagers